Search results

I know that none of us has the proverbial crystal ball, but I do think we see trends on the horizon, even if we don´t recognize them. I´m taking time off, and when and if I come back out on the road in 2005, is still up for grabs. I´ll be coming back in as a single driver, and wanted to look...

1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's...

A goodie!...swiped and forwarded.

I´d wish for several more lifetimes, and that I go when the planet goes, and then end up somwhere where I can start all over again. World peace and contentment for all.

Finney..to give you exact figures is next to impossible. Each year was different for many variable reasons. Surcharges,miles run,fuel spread and price, number of motels, days off, tires used, etc. I CAN give you a philosophy. When I first started being analytical about it, I would try to save...

I´m old school, and view all those gadgets and oil products as hocus pocus. To have more money in your pocket there is no device like good money management. I´ll give you a couple examples. In my tractor trailer days I was loading at least 100 gallons of fuel each day. I used to use com checks...

There was a blonde that kept going to get her hair cut while she had headphones on. They kept telling her that she had to take them off in order to cut her hair but she refused. One day she went into the beauty parlor and took them off and dropped dead. The hairdresser picked up the head phones...

You folks are jogging my memory. Here´s a couple more. My father used to tell me the only substitute for experience is to be 18. I heard it often as I have two younger brothers. My mother was a quiet woman with a great sense of humor. Whenever sombody in or out of our family would ask her "Is...

Those homolies, the advice, the sayings that you heard over and over when you were growing up. The things your parents and family pounded into you brain. You pass them on to your own kids. For example, when I was young I was always wishing. I would say "I wish I had"....And my father would...

Same to you Tom...Merry Christmas and a Happy and Prosperous New Year! And that goes for all of my truckin´ friends!!!!!!

Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to...

Remember that probabably more than half the miles you drive will be done at night.

Go Preacher!

RE: hey louixo~ Here's a thought provoking questi Only if she eats metal paper fasteners, and stays on a staple diet.

Freight....Let us know what it scores on the groan meter.

A standing ovation for that one Tom!...I´ts already going around the country.

A fellow received a mouse for his birthday and he loved it so much that he never parted with it. He took this mouse everywhere, to work, to parties, to the opera... One day, a good friend of his died and so he went to pay his respects. Naturally, he took the mouse, which was perched on his...

Another goodie! A guy entered a pun contest in the newspaper. The first prize was a trip to Tahiti. He decided if he sent in more puns, his chances of winning would increase. He sent in 10 puns. He thought he´d win, but, guess what....NO PUN INTENDED!!

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks him what his problem is. The man says, "My love life is going to the dogs". The doctor asks him how so. The man tells him that lately he has alot of gas and every time he f-rts he makes a loud noise that goes HONDA! He adds, "if I´m with a girl the same...

Tom... a beauty!...copied and sent on.