A man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks him what his problem is. The man says, "My love life is going to the dogs". The doctor asks him how so. The man tells him that lately he has alot of gas and every time he f-rts he makes a loud noise that goes HONDA! He adds, "if I´m with a girl the same noise". "If I go to a party and pass wind, again it goes HONDA!" "My social life is being ruined by constant flatulence and HONDA! HONDA! HONDA"!!, he screams. The doctor tells the man he is sending him to a specialist. When he arrives he is surprised that the specialist is a dentist. The dentist sits him in his chair and examines the man. The dentist then tells him that his problem is a large abcess on his wisdom tooth and it must come out. The man asks "And THAT will solve my problem??!! The dentist says "And help your love life... because abcess makes the f_art go HONDA!! hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Another man goes to his dentist because he feels something is wrong with his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is completely corroded. What have you been eating?"
The man replies, "All I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious: Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything -- meat, toast, fish, vegetables, you name it."
"Well," says the dentist, "that's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time I'll use chrome."
"Why chrome?" asks the patient.
The dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone knows there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"
Another man goes to his dentist because he feels something is wrong with his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is completely corroded. What have you been eating?"
The man replies, "All I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious: Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything -- meat, toast, fish, vegetables, you name it."
"Well," says the dentist, "that's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time I'll use chrome."
"Why chrome?" asks the patient.
The dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone knows there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"
