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  1. louixo

    Potent new drugs for women

    Potent new drugs for women. User is offline View thread in raw text format D A M N I T O L Take 2 and say "bite me" to the rest of the world for up to 8 full hours. ST. M O M M A'S W O R T Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two...
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    Potent new drugs for women

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    I don´t care.

    WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS? "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan, across the...
  4. louixo

    Pull over!

    A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating." Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear...
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    Noah

    In the year 2005, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save two of every living thing along with a few good humans." He gave...
  6. louixo

    Euro-English

    Enjoy your English while you can.....The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English...
  7. louixo

    Just imagine!

    WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN , GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in...
  8. louixo

    My kind of pilot

    Click here: http://www.barry.fireflyinternet.co.uk/fun/files/pilot.htm
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    My kind of pilot

    Turn up your speakers for this one.
  10. louixo

    World´s shortest and best fairy tale.

    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" and the girl said, "NO!" The guy lived happily ever after. He went fishing, hunting, played golf a lot,had lots of babes, never had to learn how to grovel for sex, bought a sports car, stayed out late whenever he pleased, and drank...
  11. louixo

    World´s shortest and best fairy tale.

    Look inside.
  12. louixo

    totally unrelated to trucks

    A 375 lb marlin. It was my first deep sea fishing trip, some 20 odd years ago. I caught it off the coast of Acapulco, Mexico where I was on vacation. Bait was small fish baited to look like they were swimming. The boat was a four place outrigged local coastal fishing boat. Not a big game fish...
  13. louixo

    Anyone ever had a problem like this on a dock.

    I've had that happen in the past more than once. My solution is ask the receiver his name. If he won't tell me I asked somebody else. Then I signed his name to the freight bill, or if I couldn't get his name I just signed an illegible signature. Works everytime. If the dock receiver was a jerk...
  14. louixo

    Are you a good judge of character?

    I got 7 out of 10. A couple were just guesses.
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    Are you a good judge of character?

    Do you get it right on first impressions? Can you size someone up by looking? Here´s a test to see how good you are. Computer language inventor or serial killer? Put your scores below. http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz/
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    CB Radio Voices Following Me Around

    There was that lady that seemed to hang out in every truck stop, day and night. The voice would say "Anyone interested in some quality company, come back".She seemed to be everywhere for awhile.
  17. louixo

    The real bottom line in WG

    Having done both in my trucking career, I have to conclude that daveKC is right on from the investment side and the return, when you do WG or SS.It boils down to: Do you want to drive more miles, or not? If your´re getting the miles at the base surface rate, you´ll end up at years end, not far...
  18. louixo

    A good idea for those on the road ..or anyone

    A campaign encouraging people to enter an emergency contact number in their mobile phone's memory under the heading ICE (In Case of Emergency), has rapidly spread throughout the world as a particular consequence of last week's terrorist attacks in London. Originally established as a nation-wide...
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    Excuses

    http://www.sorrygottago.com/
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    Excuses

    If you need an excuse to get off the phone ar when you are late, go to this site and pick one.
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