Potent new drugs for women

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D A M N I T O L

Take 2 and say "bite me" to the rest of the world for up to 8 full hours.


ST. M O M M A'S W O R T

Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
unconscious for up to two days.


E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N

Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of
how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved
out.


P E P T O B I M B O

Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two ounces swallowed before an
evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, prevents
conception, and morning after flashback remorse.


D U M B E R O L

When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in
enjoyment of country music , pickup trucks, and sports discussions.

F L I P I T O R

Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the
urge to flip off other drivers.


M E N I C I L L I N

Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal
lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ..Can we get naked now?.



BUYAGRA

Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, duration,
and credit limit of spending spree.


J A C K A S S P I R I N

Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.


A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T

A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to
share their life stories with total strangers in elevators, and at cocktail parties, and adult mixers.


N A G A M E N T

When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation
level as nagging him.
 
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