louxio ~ returned !

[Tom Robertson]

A doctor visits the same bar each Friday, and always tries to improve on the flavor of his favoite drink, daiquiris. Last week feeling a little "nutty" he asked the bartender for hickory nuts to be blended into the mixture...
The bartender replied... so that will be a Hickory, Daiquiri, Doc?

 

[louixo]

Another goodie!

A guy entered a pun contest in the newspaper. The first prize was a trip to Tahiti. He decided if he sent in more puns, his chances of winning would increase. He sent in 10 puns. He thought he´d win, but, guess what....NO PUN INTENDED!!