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A young farm couple, Homer and Daisy, got married and just couldn't seem to get enough lovin'. In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields, they made love. When Homer came back from the fields, they made love. After supper, they made love. And again at bedtime, they made love...

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So, this guy walks up to the clerk and says, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?" The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But, let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was...

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why...

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station. He notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the Middle. The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog...

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk, you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes...

I posted this question on THE LOADING DOCK, AND received no answers, so I started searchng around, and I found the link on the story that was sent to me. Take a look. If it´s true, it´s an amazing breakthrough. I used to watch the said TV station when on the road, and thought their news was...

Michael is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, "If I were any better, I would be twins!" He was a natural motivator. If an employee was having a bad day, Michael...

Look, I gave you guys "THE ANSWER" back in post #19, and you just don´t want to believe it..sheeeeesh! You guys thathat think you know everything, reallly annoy those of us that do! Now, shut up and drive!!

You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house. Mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are hot and sweaty. Covered in dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know the outfit, shorts with the hole in crotch, old...

"Hey Dad," one of my kids asked the other day, "What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?" "We didn't have fast food when I was growing up," I informed him. "All the food was slow." "C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?" "It was a place called 'at home,'" I...

A tv host, Niel Cavuto hosted both ABC's John Stossel and environmentalist Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to discuss Kennedy's charge, from the stage of Saturday's "Live Earth" concert in New Jersey, that the ABC anchor, as well as Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity, have been "lying" about global warming...

I finally found the link. Here it is. http://www.glumbert.com/media/saltwater

A friend of mine sent me a video from WKYC TV in Cleveland Ohio, about an inventor from Erie, Pa. who was looking for a cure for cancer, and during his research invented a machine that can actually burn seawater as an energy source. Has anyone seen it, or heard that story? It seems legit. I...

This is an emotionally charged issue, and always has been. I´d like to jump in with this: Truckers being the independent cusses that they are, are next to impossible to organize to do anything as a group for the greater good. There are plenty of idealists out there that want us all to hold...

A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The...

33 Names of Things You Never Knew had Names 1. AGLET - The plain or ornamental covering on the end of a shoelace. 2. ARMSAYE - The armhole in clothing. 3. CHANKING - Spat-out food, such as rinds or pits. 4. COLUMELLA NASI - The bottom part of the nose between the nostrils. 5. DRAGÉES - Small...

1. If your throat tickles, scratch your ear! When you were 9, playing your armpit was a cool trick. Now, as an adult, you can still appreciate a good body-based feat, but you're more discriminating. Take that tickle in your throat; it's not worth gagging over. Here's a better way to scratch...

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? Potholes all over Australia. What do you get when you cross Batman and Robin with a steam roller? Flatman and Ribbon. What do yuo get when yu cross a skunk with a boomerang? A smell you can´t get rid of.