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In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have been able to demonstrate that if we drink one quart of water each day, at the end of a year, we would have absorbed more than one quart of Escherichia coli [the E.coli bacteria that is found in feces]. In other words, we are consuming...

A young guy from Kentucky moves to California and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Kentucky ." Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job...

A priest from Ireland was assigned to a Texas diocese. One morning, Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a ##### lying dead...

RE: Court's response to OOIDA sleeper berth petiti We need to get rid of paid by the mile. If they went to the hourly rate for equipment and/or drivers, using an 8 hour day just like all of corporate America it would solve alot of the problems. Here´s the scenario, using round figures for...

Customer: "I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; can you help?" Operator: "Where did you get that number, sir?" Customer: "It's on the door of your business." Operator: "Sir, those are the hours that we are open."...

Mecca - Muslim leaders from around the world hastily assembled today in the most holy city of Islam for an emergency meeting to discuss alarming reports that not all is well in Paradise. "It appears that some of our young martyrs are displeased with the virgins they have received in Paradise,"...

The most despicable acts of deceit ongoing in this country are the lies and hypocrisy perpetrated by the people seen in this short video. These people are so blinded by their hate for our President that they have betrayed their own consciences. This should be seen by everyone in America...

While I was watching the football games last weekend, my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills. During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking...

On a regular basis, anthropogenic global warming skeptics wonder how folks like soon-to-be-Dr. Al Gore and his band of not so merry climate change sycophants can so easily get seemingly intelligent people to buy their junk science hook, line, and sinker. With this in mind, the comedy duo of...

We in the USA and those in Europe protest over many things. Protesting is a civilized way of showing your displeasure, peacefully in a democratic society. The Koreans take protesting to a new level. Why don´t they get the publicity from the networks...

10. When they ask "How are you today?" Tell them! "I'm so glad you asked because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." 9. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their...

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the...

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I've been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my...

The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. "May I help you?" she asked. "I want to see Valerie," the man replied. "Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone...

# Life # Both presidents had 7 letters in their last name. # Both were over 6' feet tall. # Both men studied law. # Both seemed to have lazy eye muscles, which would sometimes cause one to deviate. # Both suffered from genetic diseases. It is suspected that Lincoln had Marfan's disease, and...

A unique list of actual homicides that happened during the 90s. 20. Alex Mijtus, 36 years old, was killed by his wife, armed with a 20 inch long vibrator. Mrs Mijtus had had enough of her husband's strange sex practices and one night during a prolonged period of "fun" she snapped, pushing all 20...

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter. The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the...

A very successful personal injury attorney parked his brand new Porsche Carrera GT in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along, too close to the curb, and completely tore off his driver's door. Fortunately, an officer in a police car...

Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway off ramp.Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day. Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day. Jose says, "Look at your...

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back...