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This is going too far. A grown moose belches out methane gas equivalent to 2,100 kilograms (4,630 pounds) of carbon dioxide a year, contributing to global warming, Norwegian researchers said Wednesday. ADVERTISEMENT That is more than twice the amount of CO2 emitted on a round-trip flight across...

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple are involved in a fatal car accident. The couple finds themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to return.While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could we possibly get married in Heaven?When St. Peter showed up, they...

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1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. 2. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country. 3. The Washington Post is read by people who think they should run the country. 4. USA Today is read by people who think...

Teacher Applicant After being interviewed by the school administration, the teaching prospect said, "Let me see if I've got this right: You want me to go into that room with all those kids, correct their disruptive behavior, observe them for signs of abuse, monitor their dress habits, censor...

A State Highway employee stopped at a farm to talk with an old Iowa farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road." The old farmer said, "OK, but you can't go in that field over there." The Highway employee said, "I have the authority of the State Government to...

You didn´t mention what size unit you will be driving for Panther. Anyway, don´t worry, just jump in there give it some time, and when you feel comfortable make your move to O&O.

Broom, you ended up doing what I was talking about in another post of yours. That is to say YOU are CHANGING IT. In my opinion, you will probably do well, by making the move and not waiting for things to change for the better with expediting companies. Who knows, you may be making a change back...

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked The Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to...

>I hought this site was about helping others succeed in this business. Sorry I have helped to contribute to success, your post blamed ALL of those wanting to make a living at this at fault. Or have I read something incorrect?< Yea Broom, you read it wrong. It´s all relative to the expenses you...

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting...

>A lot of ppl are in this for a different reason than the retirees who want to see the country, or the ppl who have no house and live in their truck. We need a living wage, not the scraps thrown to the hounds.< It´s all about SUPPLY AND DEMAND. The company you´re leased to doesn´t owe you...

A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: "Is ##### exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof." Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools...

Cars we drove back in the day. A little nostalgia music maestro, please! http://thefiftiesandsixties.com/CarsWeDrove.htm

Having a Bad Day? check it out these actual cases. Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask...

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one... =============== Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make...

One day a guy dies and finds himself in #####. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil... Satan: "Why so glum?" Guy: "What do you think? I'm in #####!" Satan: "#####'s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?" Guy: "Sure, I love...

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children ! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight...

You stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. ____________ _________ ____ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water and washes up with a wet one. ____________ _________ _____ You complain of a 'headache', and call in sick...

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen , a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and...