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A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. 'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'are they all yours?' 'Yep they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush to...

If a Packet Hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon...

Silverdollar...that´s how long I´ve been trucking. Back then I had a wagon. A big one. Used to run Boston to Pittsburgh in 32 days.

Maybe not Arcadians, but Acadians who went down to the bayou, and established cajun country. If I remember correctly,they came from western France and settled into western Canada back in the 1700´s, and then migrated down to bayou country. Here is something more extensive. Many cajuns still...

June 6, 2007 To: Senator __________, SUBJ: Letter of Termination: Outsourcing your current positions FROM: American Taxpayers, USA It is with regret, that the American taxpayer is terminating you from your current position as Senator because the American taxpayer cannot keep up with the every...

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE...

MARRIED LIFE - MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP, SUCH A HAPPY ENDING !! A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very Much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old Buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are...

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,"Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing,food stamps, free medical care, and free education! "The passerby says, "You are...