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    Gun Control in Montana

    NOW THIS IS A STORY WORTH TELLING. THIS STORY EXEMPLIFIES GUN CONTROL AS IT SHOULD BE. Shooting in Butte, Montana Shotgun preteen vs. illegal alien Home Invaders Butte, Montana November 5, 2006 Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would...
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    True wisdom

    The following is the philosophy of Charles Schultz, the creator of the "Peanuts" comic strip. You don't have to actually answer the questions. Just read straight through, and you'll get the point. 1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world. 2. Name the last five Heisman trophy...
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    Driving and towing road trains down under

    This is an interesting OTR article on how and what they do in Australia. http://lifeontheroad.com/2007/10/15/driving-a-road-train/333.html
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    An example for the USA?

    Salute the Danish Flag - it's a Symbol of Western Freedom In 1978-9 I was living and studying in Denmark. But in 1978 - even in Copenhagen, one didn't see Muslim immigrants. The Danish population embraced visitors, celebrated the exotic, went...
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    Helpful Hints

    Tape a chocolate bar to the outside of your microwave. If the chocolate melts you will know that the microwaves are escaping and it is time to have the oven serviced. A mouse trap, placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep. Old telephone...
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    Attention! Attention!

    Christmas has been cancelled! I repeat....CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED!!! Apparently, YOU told Santa you had been GOOD all year. He died laughing last week.
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    Medical laughs

    1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs -and I was in the wrong one. 2. At the beginning of my...
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    Tax Time

    Woman walks into an accountant's office in Texas and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, 'Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions.' He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and asks, what is your occupation?' 'I'm a...
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    One wave of my hand...

    The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton (HRC) are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. 'Her Majesty' and His Holiness, however, have been it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the senator says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I...
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    Merry Christmas To All

    I`d like to wish you all a Merry Christmas, and am sending the good wishes, sentiments and music in this card. Hope you all have a wonderful Christmas, and that Santa is good to you. http://ecard.ashland.edu/2004admission/index.html
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    Merry Christmas To All

    I`d like to wish all of you a Merry Christmas, and because I don`t know your home address am sending you this Christmas Card and wish. http://ecard.ashland.edu/2004admission/index.html
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    All this time.....

    I thought cabotage was something they made cole slaw out of in Montreal.
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    A sad commentary

    I think you first have to look at those stats in the context of where the demographics are. First and foremost, it is the young generation that is computer literate. Secondly, within that generation the youngest demo spends the most time online. Thirdly, because of those heavily weighted demos...
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    How much of this is true?

    These two sites are about the Islamic culture. One is a blog about questionable practices, and the other is a news interview with an Islamic feminist, with english subtitles. Both point up the plight of innocents, in other parts of the world. I`d like to think this, and other social wrongs is...
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    Mad Wife Disease

    A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. 'What was that for?' he asked. 'That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,' she replied. 'Two weeks...
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    This is way cool for cars

    If you like cars, and you`re always looking at the gadgets and wondering if you should buy the latest, then you`ll want this. Take a look: http://www.disappearing-car-door.com/
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    Spec it

    What do you think is the spec combination to produce the most expedited revenue consistently? Spec one for a single. Spec another for a team operation, and spec both for today`s competitive expediting marketplace. Forget about factoring time on the road and available for service. I`m talking...
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    Happy Holidays from Rail Europe

    Thinking of a trip this holiday season? You`ll enjoy this card. http://downloads.raileurope.com/holidayCard/06_christmas_card.html
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    DUI

    http://www.biggeekdaddy.com/humorpages/Misc/lawnmowerDUI.html
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    Helping the earth

    The fish are already swimming around in the ocean, so it doesn`t matter if they`re on the top , in the middle, or on the bottom, as they are displacing the same amount of water with their body mass, so no, the ocaen levels will not rise, but the smell will not be pleasant.
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