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He awoke one early morning, and rose from his bed. He showered quickly, and dressed even quicker as he hadn`t much time. he rushed down stairs and into the silently entered the kitchen. He saw her.... and then he began...... He laid her on the table So white clean and bare. His...

One of the big reasons for any slowdown is competition. If you look around out there today, there are alot of companies offering some type of expedited delivery. Even some of the big carries, have a version of expediting. Look on the home page of EO. There are 30 5 star carriers listed. That`s a...

Subject: The Office Party FROM: Pat Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: Everyone RE: Christmas Party DATE: December 1 I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon in the banquet room at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue. No-host bar, but...

'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck How to live in a world that's politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to Elves, Vertically challenged they were calling themselves. And labor conditions at the North Pole Were alleged by the union to stifle the soul. Four...

How many apples can you put in the basket. Beat 72. http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g2/applegame.htm

This is a good one. http://weblogs.newsday.com/news/opinion/walthandelsman/blog/2007/11/animation_baby_boomers.html

NEW WINNERS FOR 2008 Midsize cars Audi A3 Honda Accord Small car Subaru Impreza equipped with optional electronic stability control Minivan Honda Odyssey Midsize SUVs BMW X3 BMW X5 Hyundai Veracruz built after August 2007 Saturn VUE built after December 2007 Toyota Highlander Small SUV...

Holy Moly Batman! What is this, the DOOM AND GLOOM PAGE? I never saw so much negativity. Today`s scenario with alot of similarities, took place in the 80's. Remember the big credit crunch of the 80`s? Then the big player vs. the USA was Japan, and the competitive currency was the yen. Now it`s...

Don't bother checking this on Snopes, I'm sure it is not true. This is a great example on how "spin" is done, no matter who the spinner is. Here's How She Does it Everyone... Judy Wallman, a professional genealogical researcher, discovered that Hillary Clinton's great-great uncle, Remus...

This is real good. Go to the link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAckfn8yiAQ

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.* However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and...

MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital .Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press...

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of...

Last night, my girlfriend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my beer.

You have to follow the directions or else it won't work. This is really creepy! Think of a letter between A and W. Repeat it Out loud as You scroll down. Keep going . Don't stop . .. Think of an Animal That begins With that letter. Repeat it Out loud As you Scroll down. Think of...

The Trouble with Outsourcing I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. I found myself in a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane?*

Can you solve this puzzle? You are riding on a beautiful white horse. On your left side is a drop off. On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion. In front of you are four large gazelles which won't get out of your way and you can't seem to overtake them. Behind you is a...

The stats below by no means minimize the loss of those who are represented by the figures. But they are interesting... Check out the .pdf file at bottom. Below is some very interesting data referencing deaths in the military. I guarantee you will not read this in your local...

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Even the Eye Bank has a slanted view.