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DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE MAD GENETICIST? A geneticist wanted to be the first person to clone a human. He couldn't find a volunteer, so he cloned himself. His efforts were successful, and he was asked to address a conference. When he began to speak, his clone started swearing. Frustrated...

Do you know what happened this week back in 1850, 157 years ago? California became a state. The State had no electricity. The State had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights in the streets. So basically, it was just like California is today... except the women had real...

Beer contains female hormones . Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones...

The long and short of it is this simple explanation in my view: Running a TT will give you much more flexibility in getting loads, which means you will be running more loaded miles. It costs the same 365 days a year to move freight from point A to point B, no matter what size truck it goes on. A...

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle...

About the time our original thirteen states adop ted their new constitution in 1787, Alexander Tyler, a Scottish history professor at the University of Edinburgh, had this to say about the fall of the Athenian Republic some 2,000 years earlier: "A democracy is always temporary in nature; it...

Saturday, August 18, 2007 An Open Letter To The Atlanta Chapter of the NAACP Dear Dr. R L White, Head of the Atlanta Chapter of the NAACP, My name is Mike. I am 27, and I am neither a member of your organization nor a resident of Atlanta. Normally I wouldn't bother you, but then I came across...

There are still plenty of trucks out there, without the auxiliary heat and AC units installed. What are you doing to compensate, in the states where they have the anti idling laws. What do you see in the way of enforcement? Winter is coming on, and summer in some places was HOT, with a repeat...

Like a lot of folks , I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my...

"A politicians job is to get his hands on others people´s money." That said, "your job is to keep that politician from getting his hands on your money." Claim it. The worst that can happen if you really go claiming coo coo, is that you´ll be audited. If there´s a discrepancy that you can´t...

You can take this for what it´s worth. I had high blood pressure for years, and maybe it was high for years before I found out it was high, as I didn´t go to visit the doctor very often. Anyway, when I found out it was high (stayed in the range of 150/100), I was treated over several years...

This essay has been flying around the net as of late, and is credited to Jay Leno. Leno didn´t write it. A man named Craig Smith from World Net Daily wrote it. There´s alot of truth here. Check it out. The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather...

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them. "Not very long," answered the Mexican. "But then, why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?" asked the American. The...

>> > >> > > An old-time southern, ##### fire & brimstone >> > >> > country >> > >> > > preacher had a >> > >> > > teenage son, and it was getting time the boy >> > >> > should >> > >> > > give some >> > >> > > thought to choosing a profession. >> > >> > > Like many young men, the boy didn't...

Everyone experiences stress at one time or another. Here is a very short stress reliever, that you can do on the road or at home. It only takes about 90 seconds. Give it a try. http://hytaipan.home.comcast.net/media/serenity2.html

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have got a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box it's a...

Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day........ My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But...

The Mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Phoenix. He could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Phoenix was full of pigeon poop, the people could not walk on the sidewalks, or drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune to keep the streets and sidewalks clean...

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink...

The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist activities and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved". Some, though, say that security levels may be raised yet again to"Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz...