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    Pledge of Allegiance

    Urban Legends Reference Pages: Rumors of War (John McCain) ----- J OHN MCCAIN'S REMARKS ABOUT THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!!! THE NEXT TIME YOU SAY IT THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE WILL BE SAID WITH A TEAR IN YOUR EYE IN light of the recent appeals court ruling in...
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    Test of Three

    In ancient Greece, Socrates the great philosopher was widely revered for his wisdom. One day an aquaintance of his came running up to Socrates and excitedly said, "Do you know what i just heard about one of your students?" "Wait a minute" Socrates replied, "Before you tell me I`d like you to...
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    Quickies

    One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went golfing. *** A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and...
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    Letter Home

    LETTER FROM A FARM KID (NOW AT San Diego MARINE CORPS RECRUIT TRAINING) Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Larson by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are...
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    Worlds fastest clapper

    http://www.amazing-planet.net/worlds-fastest-clapper.php
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    Bar da Boa

    This is in Portuguese, but you`ll get the idea...... 1. First let it load...... 2.Second type your name in the first space....then type a friends name in the second space....skip the other two spaces... 3.Then click on the word VIZUALIZAR at the bottom...and watch...
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    2007 Darwin Awards

    You may be right...It was sent to me as 2007, and I seemed to remember number one but wasn`t sure. Anyway, if I get another list I`ll put it up here.
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    2007 Darwin Awards

    Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here is the glorious winner: 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California , would-be robber James Elliot...
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    Driving exam answers

    The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school (Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.) Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license...
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    Public service announcements

    Go to this link and look at 5 public service announcementsfrom other places. You know the kind we have in the USA. These are alot more graphic. http://www.esquire.com/the-side/video/lunchbreak113007
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    More gadgets and inventions

    If you like gadgets as much as I do, you should enjoy these from around the world. http://studentsmetro.com/fun/images/572/Most_Useful_Inventions
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    sleeping

    Without getting into the HOS politically correctness,I`ll say that when my wife and I ran together we did 4 hour shifts as the general rule, and if the sleeping driver wanted another couple of hours, after the 4 hour shift change, and the awake driver was awake enough and could take it for...
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    Outsourcing

    This is what can happen when you outsource. "I was very depressed last night so I called a suicide hotline. The phone rang several times, and I was put on hold for a few minutes while listening to whirling dervish type music. When somebody answered they spoke english with an accent. Seems I...
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    Boudreaux

    Boudreaux done got old and his children dun put him in the old folks home near Breaux Bridge, Louisiana where he dun met a lovely lady dat were from Texas . Now Boudreaux being a fine upstanding Catholic, he didn't want to do nutin' dat were against his religion, no. So he dun propose...
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    If you`re out there

    On the road thinking about Christmas, take a minute to play this. Every now and then something makes you smile, and just enjoy it. No message, no ulterior motive, no anything except what it says. Here`s a song for all of you driving along to pick up your spirits...
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    The healing

    Leroy goes to the revival and listens to the preacher. After awhile the preacher asks anyone with needs to be prayed over to come forward to the front at the altar. Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?" Leroy replies...
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    If you`re out there..

    On the road thinking about Christmas, take a minute to play this. Every now and then something makes you smile, and just enjoy it. No message, no ulterior motive, no anything except what it says. Here`s a song for all of you driving along to pick up your spirits...
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    Golfers study

    A study found the average American golfer walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found American golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, American golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind Of Makes You Proud Doesn't it !
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    Santa`s Jigsaw

    http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=ER13610552
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    Ant and the Grasshopper (new version)

    The old ant and grasshopper story...We all know the first version. A second version with different moral has been developed. OLD VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool...
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