Helping the earth

[greg334]

From Neal Boortz

EVERYONE GO TAKE A WHIZ IN THE OCEAN

No, I'm not trying to be nasty here. It just might save the planet! It seems that some climate researchers are investigating the idea of dumping huge quantities of urea into the oceans on the theory that this will cause these oceans to scrub, if you will, massive quantities of carbon dioxide from the air. Urea, you see, is a substance that naturally occurs in urine. The idea is that the urea promotes the growth of plankton. Plankton will create an algae bloom. The algae bloom will absorb CO2 from the atmosphere. Fish will eat the plankton and die .. and then will sink to the bottom of the ocean taking all of that CO2 with them. But I see a problem here. With all of those dead fish filling up the oceans, won't that cause the ocean levels to rise?

The article is here;
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2007/11/05/eapacific105.xml

 

[louixo]

The fish are already swimming around in the ocean, so it doesn`t matter if they`re on the top , in the middle, or on the bottom, as they are displacing the same amount of water with their body mass, so no, the ocaen levels will not rise, but the smell will not be pleasant.

 

[unorthodoxneon]

the problem i also see is when the fish decomposes they would release the CO2 again right?

 

[Tennesseahawk]

Ah yes... algae is the answer!

I heard a caller on talk radio yesterday. He said ALGORE was on Charlie Rose, and said something to make his jaw drop. "The Earth is losing a football field size of rainforest every second!" The guy said after the show, he got his calculator to figure out how much we lost in the last 10 years... WE LOST JUPITER!!! :7

-A bore is a person who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it. - Henry Ford

 

[highway star]

Hawk, Hawk, Hawk... You just don't get it, do you? Because all that "going green", global warming crap is so important, it doesn't matter that what he says is accurate. His heart's in the right place and he's trying to do something very important. So, please pull your head out of whatever right-wing orifice it's stuck in and get with the program, O.K.?

 

[barney]

ALGORE--ALGAE Anybody else see the similarity?

 

[greg334]

Well according to NASA we actually lost Pluto and someone misplaced some of the rings of Saturn because of global warming.

You know I was going to post this somewhere else but there is this BIG UN conference in Bali sometime in the first part of December. Now understand that this is a UN conference where they all go to a place, enjoy the area and create pollution. Instead of having a climate change conference virtually, they are all flying their private jets to Bali and adding to the earth more carbon for just this event than the entire country of Chad does in an entire year.

I also have to say the media is so twisted, the other day ALGORE was at the white house. They played it up as a conference between ALGORE and the president but they forgot to mention that there were all the Nobel prize winners there and ALGORE was not the most important one there. THe sad thing is ALGORE for this month alone has surpassed my carbon output for the whole year with my truck and wife's van.

Stop looking at the sky, save the UNIVERSE!

 

[unorthodoxneon]

And i bet you at the meeting they arent using Compact Florecent dark suckers either! Or just turning some Dark Suckers off to save energy.

Also if were so worried about the rain forest and how cutting trees down is bad for the environment and bad for us that could eventually kill us or shorten our lives. We just say that they have Weapons of Mass Destruction (aka chain saws and bulldozers) and go blow up their country. Take over their land and what ever rain forest is left we own and can maintain and we can also try to find some oil there to drill for.

 

[Tennesseahawk]

>ALGORE--ALGAE Anybody else see the similarity?

Of course there's a similarity. When you pee, you get algae. When you crap, you get ALGORE. :7

-A bore is a person who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it. - Henry Ford

 

[Moot]

ALGORE--ALGAE Anybody else see the similarity?

Hey barney wanna clean my computer screen! I jimjammed pretzel stuff.