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Facts 1. Born: March 13, 1950 2. Birthplace: New York City, New York 3. Raised in Montreal, Canada 4. Attended McGill University and Harvard Medical School 5. 1972 diving accident left him a paraplegic 6. Directed psychiatric research for the...

I Was going to get a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 gun turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot...

1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me." 2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever...

h Have you ever seen a train lay it's own track? Ever seen a train lay its own track? [VIDEO]

An archeological team, digging in Washington DC, has uncovered 10,000 year old bones and fossil remains of what is believed to be the first Politician

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each...

Parkland Memorial Hospital in Dallas, Texas is a fairly famous institution and for a variety of reasons: 1. John F. Kennedy died there in 1963 2. Lee Harvey Oswald died there shortly after 3. Jack Ruby-who killed Oswald, died there a few years later. On the flip side, Parkland is...

In just six months, on January 1, 2011, the largest tax hikes in the history of America will take effect. They will hit families and small businesses in three great waves. On January 1, 2011, here's what happens... (read it to the end, so you see all three waves)... First Wave...

This just plain gets your patriotic switch turned on! YouTube - Gene Simmons Military Tribute

You've probably seen the movie "Castaway" in which Tom Hanks played a FedEx employee stranded for years on a remote island, fighting to survive, and struggling to hold onto his sanity by talking to a volleyball named "Wilson." Do you remember the FedEx box that survived the plane crash, and...

This is pretty clever. Just enter you birth year. What happened in my birth year?

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did. Well done, son! Now we...

Drafting Guys over 50----this is funny & obviously written by a Former Soldier- New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 50! I am over 50 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing...

Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day. Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free...

The Dallas Solution I have a friend who is president of his homeowners association in the Dallas , Texas suburbs. They were having a terrible...

* The Wall Street Journal * OPINION * AUGUST 9, 2010 Why I'm Not Hiring When you add it all up, it costs $74,000 to put $44,000 in Sally's pocket and to give her $12,000 in benefits. By MICHAEL P. FLEISCHER With unemployment just under 10% and...

This is a test on a second grade level computer test in China. Frog Leap Test

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format: Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ? A. It is money that the federal government will send to...

I got a little misty with this one. YouTube - I Fought For You By The Sound Tank

Here's a number worth putting in your cell phone, or your home phone speed dial: 1-800- goog411 (1.800.466.4411) Click on the link below and watch the short clip for a quick demonstration. 1-800-GOOG-411: Find and connect with local businesses for free from your phone...