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GET YOUR RING YET? "I promise 100% transparency in my administration." "I promise NO NEW TAXES on a family making less than $250K a year." "I will allow 5 days of public comment before I sign any bills." "I will remove earmarks for PORK projects before I sign any bill."...

I drove the big rigs for several years. I always loved trucks and the road. Some kids wanted to be firemen, pilots, doctors, race car drivers etc. I always wanted to drive a really big truck. I went into expediting as an experiment because of the size of the truck after several years on the...

I am appalled at all my friends who are so opposed to the mosque near ground zero. To show our tolerance, we should let them build. Then right across the street, someone should put a topless bar, called “You Mecca Me Hot”. Next to that should be a gay bar, “The Turban...

FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP. For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Washington has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married...

They've Got Him Figured Out A "deadly" article regarding Obama, at the Wall Street Journal, which today is the most widely circulated newspaper in America .. Article from the Wall Street Journal - by Eddie Sessions: "I have this theory about Barack Obama. I think he's led a kind...

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By Henry Briggs columnist for Main Line Suburban Life. CEOs are smart, focused and successful. If they need to cut costs, they “downsize.” They bring in their own “team.” They take advantage of lower costs in other countries and “outsource” whenever possible. They evaluate and sell off...

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: "Bubba, Bertha...

Robert A. Hall is the actor who plays the coroner on CSI if you watch that show. "I'm 63 and I'm Tired" by Robert A. Hall I'm 63. Except for one semester in college when jobs were scarce and a six-month period when I was between jobs...

By Wayne Allyn Root, July 6th, 2010...obama's college roomy Barack Obama is no fool. He is not incompetent. To the contrary, he is brilliant. He knows exactly what he's doing. He is purposely overwhelming the U.S. economy to create systemic failure, economic crisis and social chaos --...

By Wayne Allyn Root, July 6th, 2010 Barack Obama is no fool. He is not incompetent. To the contrary, he is brilliant. He knows exactly what he's doing. He is purposely overwhelming the U.S. economy to create systemic failure, economic crisis and social chaos -- thereby destroying...

Moot. That was creative and funny. Maybe you should be looking at a comedy writing career.

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WHILE not approving of the plan, thankfully now abandoned, by US Pastor Terry Jones to burn Korans, what has disturbed me greatly is the lengths to which the West has gone to appease Islam, the so-called "religion of peace". The West has propagated this myth since 9/11 in the face of ****ing...

Funny stuff. YouTube - Paul Zerdin Ventriloquist at Comedy Rocks With Jason .Manford - FUNNY -

Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish...

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, The second man was an Accountant, The third man was a Chemist, and The fourth man was a Government Employee. To show off, the Engineer called his cat, 'T-square, do your stuff.'...

Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement. The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the...

No surprise that political correctness doesn't allow the mention of ethnic make up, but it's easy to guess, and if the author did label in the article "a black neighborhood" or a hispanic area etc., they would be accused of racism.

A definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate: Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer : An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a...