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  1. louixo

    What if Dubya had done it?

    If George W. Bush had doubled the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in just one year, would you have approved? If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved? If George W...
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    As we wind down the year 2010

    As we progress into the year 2011, I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. I no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, or have the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water...
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    Colbert and the tea party

    I am a fan of Steven Colbert (and his twin brother, Jon Stewart). That includes Colbert’s satirical congressional testimony last week about migrant workers. I am not a fan of the Tea Party movement. But there is unexpected linkage between the two. “It turns out – and I did not know this –...
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    Birthday! Commercial Radio's 90th Birthday

    1920: The Joseph Horne department store in Pittsburgh advertises ready-made radio receivers that can pick up a local broadcast station. Commercial radio is just weeks away. Frank Conrad was assistant chief engineer of the Westinghouse Electric Company in Pittsburgh. He’d been interested in...
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    Senior Citizen Solution

    So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you - what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 Congressmen and 2 illegal immigrants! Of course, this means you will be sent to...
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    The joy of a Muslim women

    We live and learn - - - - This was written by a woman born in Egypt as a Muslim. This is not hearsay, and it will scare the life out of you. Make sure you read the paragraph (in red) towards the end. Joys of Muslim Women by Nonie Darwish In the Muslim faith a Muslim...
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    When Shirley lost her job

    Please take time to read all, it is very interesting. Remember Shirley Sherrod, the dept. of Agriculture gal, who seemed to be 'racist' and lost her job??? Well as Paul Harvey used to say, "here is the rest of the story".... and it is not pretty. The surprise ending has not been shared...
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    Is France actually gearing up for a fight ?

    http://downloads.cbn.com/cbnnewsplayer/cbnplayer.swf?aid=17933
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    Comedians

    THE STAND-UP COMEDIANS, MORE THAN ANY OTHER GROUP, HAVE THEIR FINGERS IN THE WIND ACCURATELY DETECTING WHICH WAY IT IS BLOWING. You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start. The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . And think 25 to life would be appropriate. --...
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    Moses

    Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your xxxxx, and...
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    Bad day at Hallmark

    Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day........ //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I...
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    The "economic stimulus"

    Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format: Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ? A. It is money that the federal...
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    Your favorite movie

    This is pretty amazing. Mine turned out to be "Grease". I was surprised how this worked. Be honest and don't look at the movie list till you have done the math! Try this test and find out what movie is your favorite. This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 films you...
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    Hotel/motel scam

    This is kinda scary if only because of how simple it is. I'll bet this works all too often. You arrive at your hotel and check in at the front desk. When checking in, you give the front desk your credit card (for all the charges for your room). You get to your room and settle in. Someone...
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    Our baby

    Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming. Over in the corner, one baby is...
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    Minnesota newscast. SHOCKING!!!

    CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS!!! YouTube - NTEB: Minnesota Under Attack From Sharia Law
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    Your social security

    Your Social Security Just in case some of you young whippersnappers (& some older ones) didn't know this. It's easy to check out, if you don't believe it. Be sure and show it to your kids. They need a little history lesson on what's what and it doesn't matter whether you are Democrat or...
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    What a pit crew!

    Moose my man..I'm assuming they plugged it so it wouldn't spill nasty jeep goo on the street. You as a trucking dude should know what a no no dispersing any type of vehicle liquid on the community street is a major infraction. bsides, they did this somewhere in Britain, and the brits walk even...
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    What a pit crew!

    Moose my man..I'm assuming they plugged it so it wouldn't spill nasty jeep goo on the street. You as a trucking dude should know what a no no dispersing any type of vehicle liquid on the community street is a major infraction. bsides, they did this somewhere in Britain, qand the brits walk even...
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    What a pit crew!

    Watch these guys take a jeep apart and put it back to gether in minutes. YouTube - The "Jiffy" Crew
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