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CRANKY OLD MAN When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in New South Wales - Australia. It was believed that he had nothing left of any value. Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions,, they found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed...

I agree with Turtle, and I'll voice my opinion even at the risk of being labled a killjoy. Even though it was put forward with the best of intentions, an Expediters hall of Fame is a dumb idea. Next it will be a Dispatcher Hall of Fame, and then the Forklift Drivers Hall of Fame. Give me a...

If you were around in the 1940's you'll enjoy this. If you were not around you'll still enjoy it and get an insight of your grandparents era. It was a different time, and a time when patriotism, and being American was something to be proud of. The 1940s

"Good morning. . . . At present we are not at home but, please leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp ........." If you are one of our children, press 1 If you need us to stay with the children, press 2 If you want to borrow the car, press 3 If you want...

While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. The Senator's soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official...

1. United States Every other modern developed nation in the world has gotten rid of birthright citizenship policies. Yet, during the last few months, most of U.S. News media and many politicians have ridiculed comments by some other politicians that it is time for the U.S. To put an end...

Jan, Sue, and Mary haven't seen each other since High School. They rediscover each other via a reunion web site and arrange to meet for lunch in a wine bar. Jan arrives first wearing beige Versace. She orders bottle of Pinot Grigio. Sue arrives shortly afterward in gray Chanel. After the...

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started...

Students at a local school were assigned to read two books, 'Titanic' & 'My Life' by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report. Titanic...

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By Raymond Siller - The Washington Times 6:16 p.m., Thursday, October 28..by Raymond Siller The Republican Party is about to unleash October surprises to persuade the two or three remaining undecided Americans to vote for GOP candidates. They will reveal negative rumors about...

An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'Bert, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?' Bert replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed...

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Lets have a look at the evidence: - No Christmas No television No nude women No football No pork chops No hot dogs No burgers No beer No bacon No dancing, except with other guys No sex...

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe . Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like...

YouTube - Call Me Senator - From David Zucker

The Story of Bei Mir Bist du Schein The older generation, which certainly includes me, will surely remember the Andrews Sisters, a trio whose unprecedented popularity in the late 30s and early 40s earned them the title, America?s Sweethearts. Perhaps the most important song of their many...

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The Divorced Barbie Doll One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do...

This is one of the leading Democrat intellectuals. Any questions as to why we are in such a mess? If I hadn't seen and heard this with my own eyes and ears I would not have believed it. This is scary!!!! And to think this guy was elected to serve as a Representative in...

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you...