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In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on...

May have seen this, funny stuff. HOW TO START A FIGHT One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how...

A farmer, walking through his hay field, notices a man kneeling down and drinking from his farm pond. The farmer shouts, "Trink nicht die wasser. Die keyen haben gesheissen dorten." (Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows take a dump in it".) The kneeling man shouts back...

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.' 'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.' Bartender, 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.' Pirate, 'Well, we were in a battle...

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Two Texas Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on Hwy 77, just south of Kingsville , Tx. One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the town of Kingsville . The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began...

I remember all of these cowboys. Take a look. Those Old Westerns

Leo. Good one. I like #2.

Miranda Warning A female police officer arrests a man for driving under the influence. She tells the man, "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you..." The drunk says: "Boobs."

I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success. All the while, the wife is watching from the kitchen window, Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do...

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman. Many females use a date-drug on the market called 'Beer ' . The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps...

One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or complain. But it was a long time ago & it was just that one day. The End

These guys are crazy. Top 10 biggest, best jumps ever. [VIDEO]

I met a fairy today that would grant me one wish... "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!" "Fine," I said, "I want to die after the Democrats get their heads out of their asses!" "You crafty mother," said the fairy.

I cross river, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need go see Welfare. Welfare say, 'You come no more, We send cash right to your door.'...

Read until the end.....you'll laugh.... This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is 'UP.' It is listed in the dictionary as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v]. It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of...

This little kid is still in kindergarden in North Korea. YouTube - Little North Korean Girl Playing Guitar

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In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Bahrain , a male gynoclogist may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is...