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  1. louixo

    Global spam e-mail levels suddenly fall

    It always amazes me, how some on here, get so carried away over a meaninignless statement made in a discussion like Leo's "22 behind the ear". When I read it, I just considered it in the context of someone that might just as likely say "he needs a butt whippin'. How Leo's remark got jacked up to...
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    Frazilice

    spend a little time at yosemite, and learn about this phenomena. YouTube - Yosemite Nature Notes - Episode 9 - Frazil Ice
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    You're kidding me

    ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. 'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter. 'You don't?' I replied. 'We only have six, nine, or...
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    Xxx rated

    http://www.kirppismonitori.fi/flash/nudegirls.swf
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    How to bring calm into your life

    I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives. Some doctor on tv this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd...
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    S.o.s.

    A C-130 was lumbering along when a ****y F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16...
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    A true story about love

    Father John Powell, a professor at Loyola University in Chicago, writes about a student in his Theology of Faith class named Tommy: Some twelve years ago, I stood watching my university students file into the classroom for our first session in the Theology of Faith. That was the day I first...
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    The making of Florida 1

    YouTube - Southwest Airlines The Making of Florida One
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    Where Have All The Controversial Posts Gone

    There is a line in the sand, but I don't know exactly where it is. I think it zigzags, and is different for each moderator. They have a job to do, and they are only human. I've been cited a few times in the 10 years or so, since I've been posting. Par for the course I guess for as many posts...
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    The dolphi and the dog

    A dog's friend
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    Best true lawyer story of the decade

    This took place in Charlotte, North Carolina . A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company...
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    Catch the Cat

    This one is a little more difficult than most I've seen. Circle the Cat ~ Grandma Faith's
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    Politically incorrect jokes

    In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, the correct answer is Africa. I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name...
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    VJ Day 1945 film

    VJ Day, Honolulu Hawaii, August 14, 1945 on Vimeo
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    Humourous Quotes & Puns (Add your favourites)

    A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?"
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    The female genie

    While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?" Osama responded," You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I...
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    How did the Irish dance came to be

    That was funny moose. I sent it to all my irish relatives.
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    The American Conundrum

    By Henry Briggs View and purchase photos There’s been a lot of discussion of the American Dream recently. It started from Tom’s disarmingly simple concept: “all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life...
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    Just beautiful

    YouTube - Happy New Year - Auld Lang Syne by Sissel (Live)
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    Rise of the Jellyfish

    Sounds like the makings of a good horror movie plot "Jellyzilla eats New York".
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