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Ole Olsen vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all 10 of his finkers. He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik & vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole & said, 'Let's have da finkers & I'll see vhat I can do.' Ole said, 'I haven't got da...

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES. ' You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN- AMERICANS. And, furthermore. .. HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE...

We were in slow-moving traffic the other day and the car in front of us had an Obama bumper sticker on it. It read: "Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8". My husband's Bible was lying on the dash board & he got it & opened it up to the scripture & read it. He started laughing & laughing. Then...

here's another beautiful ecard to send to friends and family.... The Christmas Tree - animated Flash ecard by Jacquie Lawson

Thanks everyone! As we progress into the last weeks of 2010, I want to thank all of you for your educational posts over the past 11 months. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. I no longer open a bathroom door, on or off the road, without using a paper towel, or...

There is nothing like the food that is served in a local tavern anywhere in the world, and I still hunt them down when traveling. I know of a place in Florida where they serve fried alligator. The local color entertainment they offer can be a hoot as well. I was in a place in Mazatlan, Mexico...

As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow , there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink." "Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London...

Thomas Jefferson was a very remarkable man who started learning very early In life and never stopped. At 5, began studying under his cousins tutor. At 9, studied Latin, Greek and French. At 14, studied classical literature and additional languages. At 16, entered the...

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How the Russians deal with Somali pirates. A lesson. Я Ñама была такою 300 лет тому назад... - "Без Ñуда и ÑледÑÑ‚ÐиÑ". Смотрите, девочки.

I wonder how often we take for granted that children understand what we are teaching??? An 8 year old child was asked to do a book report on the Bible. Through the eyes of a child: The Children's Bible in a Nutshell In the beginning, which occurred near the start...

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Here's wishing you all a Merry Christmas with this ecard you can send to your family and friends. http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/preview/flash/bws8Shell_fps24.swf?ihost=http://ak.imgag.com/imgag&brandldrPath=/product/full/el/&cardNum=/product/full/ap/3166187/graphic1

YouTube - HELP YOU MAKE IT TO YOUR FLIGHT - Buck Howdy

A man in Greenville, South Carolina calls his son in San Fran cisco, California the day before Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough". "Dad, what are you talking about?'" the son...

The first part is the Republican women. As you're listening to that part be thinking of what song they will play for the Democrat women. YouTube - Republican vs. Democrat Women

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For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives (!?!), read on.... At a recent computer expo (COMDEX),Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: , 'If FORD had kept up with technology...

BEWARE: Non-Alcoholic Drinkers will be out during the holiday! Please take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are...

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