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A real woman is a man’s best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable...

Dear family and friends, I know that you were eager to accept our family's invitation to Thanksgiving dinner when you found out that the famous Martha Stewart would be joining us. However, due to scheduling conflicts beyond her control, Ms. Stewart finds that she is unable to grace our table...

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Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports: All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body. The explosion will be contained within the...

Hans Klok & The Divas of Magic - 10 Illusions in 5 Minutes

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House Ethics Panel recommends censure for NY Congressman Charles Rangel. That's the second most severe punishment a Congressman can have. The first being forced to share a sauna with Barney Frank.

Does anyone think that the left leaning liberal tree huggers populating the Obama administration even give a rat's you know what? If we tapped just part of our known reserves, we could reduce the cost of fuel 20 fold. However, a couple herds of caribou and some eagles or something might have to...

YouTube - Prager University: The Middle East Problem

If you don't have a gun: WASP SPRAY A friend who is a receptionist in a church in a high risk area was concerned about someone coming into the office on Monday to rob them when they were counting the collection. She asked the local police department about using pepper spray and they...

1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator. 2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my...

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I just wanted to get the day over with and go down to Smokey's. Sneaking a look at my watch, I saw the time, 1655. Five minutes to go before the cemetery gates are closed for the day. Full dress was hot in the August sun. Oklahoma summertime was as bad as ever--the heat and humidity at the same...

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim fanatic 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.. You may be a Muslim fanatic 3. You have more wives than teeth...

New Sex Study... It has been determined that the most used sexual position for married couples is the doggie position. The husband sits up and begs. The wife rolls over and plays dead.

A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?' About 90 students raise their hands. Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any...

Things Got Ya Down? Well Then, Consider These . . .. In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the super...

This show is at Kiel Opera House in St Louis -- June 1965 -- when Carson hosted the Tonight Show. The Rat Pack were playing Vegas, but visited. This is supposed to be the ONLY time Carson sang in public! Quincy Jones was conducting the Count Basie band, and he is visible in the...