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  1. louixo

    Are the automatic censor screws a little too tight

    Too funny Turtle! I'm going into the house to get my lever action 22 to see if I can shoot that renegade wood****, which is a type of game****, but before I take a shot I have to put a shell in the chamber, but I'll have to wait til I'm outside. as it is dangerous to **** it in the house...
  2. louixo

    Are the automatic censor screws a little too tight

    I should have said a male chicken, or a rooster is a ****. How terribly redundant of me!
  3. louixo

    Are the automatic censor screws a little too tight

    The place from where you pilot the plane is the ****pit. A male rooster is a ****. A person from a particular part of England is a ****ney. If your hat is on your head crooked, it is ****ed. A person who is absolutely certain is ****sure of themselves. Some one who is too sure of his...
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    The Enola Gay ****pit

    Move you mouse around and marvel at this photographic technology, that allows you to be in the ****pit of the Enola Gay. This was the plane that Paul Tibbits and his crew flew to drop the atom bomb on Japan, and end World War ll. Enola Gay / Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum
  5. louixo

    A short history of medicine

    A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE (Very Short) “Doctor I have a pain in my stomach” 2000 BC - “Here, eat this root.” 1000 BC - “That root is heathen, say this prayer.” 1850 AD – That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.” 1940 AD - “That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.” 1985 AD –...
  6. louixo

    What's your New Years resolution?

    Mine will be to not make any, because I know I will weaken, and break it. The important things I should do like get more exercise, eat healthier, etc. I may take a stab at, but who am I kidding. I'm just going to concentrate on treating myself to more things that make me happy. That should do it!
  7. louixo

    Pope in Alaska

    The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a 'Vote for Obama' hat and a...
  8. louixo

    Incredible pictures from the spacestation

    On September 22, 2010, with the departure of the Expedition 23 crew, Colonel Douglas H. Wheelock assumed command of the International Space Station and the Expedition 25 crew. He is also known as @Astro_Wheels on twitter, where he has been tweeting pictures to his followers since he arrived at...
  9. louixo

    What XM station are you listening too?

    I listen to easy listening on 28, bridge on 27, NPR,FOX,CNN, bigband on 4, bluegrass on 14, classic radio dramas on 164, 60's and, 70's ,and sometimes 50's and classic rock all over the dial, and at Christmas time, I listen to the various Christmas music channels.
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    Digital Nativity Story

    YouTube - THE DIGITAL STORY OF THE NATIVITY
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    People speaking gaelic

    I have never in my life heard gaelic spoken, and thought it was a dead language until I ran across this video by accident. It sounds like it would be a very difficult language to learn, and if you did learn it, there are few places where it is spoken. I know there are many people of Irish...
  12. louixo

    Sex after death

    A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word...
  13. louixo

    2010 Darwin Awards

    8th Place In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. 7th Place A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned when he ran", accidentally, jogged off...
  14. louixo

    December 25 to January 1st

    Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year! I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and colleagues, but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my lawyer recently, and on advice I wish to say the following: Please...
  15. louixo

    Santa gets personal

    http://ronmon6.web.officelive.com/Documents/xmasSanta.swf
  16. louixo

    Cop comeback lines

    16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document" 13 "If you...
  17. louixo

    The "Never Ending" Story

    The message said "Stop participating in another one of those mindless never ending stories, and get into your truck, and get over to the TA south of Atlanta where English Lady, is waiting to transfer a$21.80 a mile load of a lifetime to Alaska. She can't deliver it because...
  18. louixo

    Love in the A.M.

    She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said Softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!" My eyes lit up...
  19. louixo

    100 mph goat

    Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it. The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is." The second hunter...
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