I'll be the first.....May Locations?

chefdennis

Veteran Expediter
The Racine area as ALWAYS been good to me as far as getting loaded out of there...id figure you will be loaded no later then monday afternoon.....
 

BEARTRUCKER

Seasoned Expediter
Del from Dallas to Kentwood (Grand Rapids), MI. Thursday.
Sat at the Ionia Pilot - fielded joke offers all night and then Friday morning. One was to p/u in Madison, WI and take it to Aurora, CO (Denver) 9,000# @ $1.02 a mile. Wish the c-link had an option 3 for load reply - as in "Hell No!" :eek:
Moved to this weird Flying J now a Petro in Gary.
No offers yet....:(
 

Falligator

Expert Expediter
Hey cruzer,
U know anyone out there named "Ben" that would be funny:D
As for myself...sittin at the J in Dothan, Alabama enjoying the rain bout to fall asleep.
 

cruzer

Not a Member
Hey cruzer,
U know anyone out there named "Ben" that would be funny:D
As for myself...sittin at the J in Dothan, Alabama enjoying the rain bout to fall asleep.

Wouldn't find me swingin on that side of the tree neighbor.:cool: You might want to check out Turtles thread in the soap box.;)
 

DougTravels

Not a Member
Wouldn't find me swingin on that side of the tree neighbor.:cool: You might want to check out Turtles thread in the soap box.;)

Ok we've all heard Ben dover and yeah it is funny.
I wonder how many have heard the complete joke well at least as complete as I can remember.

A fellows hair is looking pretty shabby, his friend asks "why don't you go to the barber for a haircut?"
He says: "every time I go there they make fun of me. He always asks you seen Ben when I reply Ben who? he says: Bend over and kiss my azz and they all laugh at me and I storm out."
His buddy says "tomorrow go to the barber shop before he gets a word out you say, Have you seen Ilene? When he says Ilene who?, You say how about I lean over and you kiss my azz. They will respect you then and you can get your hair cut.

So the next day as planned he sticks his head into the barbershop door and says "Hey you seen Ilene?" The barber says you mean Bens wife? The fellow says Ben who?, and yes the barber gets him again by saying Bend Over and kiss my azz.

An oldie that will never die!

Oh yeah Location on the hill overlooking the J in Barstow Ca, brezzier and quieter up here.
 
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Falligator

Expert Expediter
I just missed ya by a day OVM I'm on my way home to recooperate from last week.

Hey turtle, you still down there?
 

Falligator

Expert Expediter
What? You are on a roll and you are calling it a day? gee whiz...where's your staying power? :rolleyes:
It went out the window when I dropped another spot on the board. I've got my fishing pole in the back and I'm ready to go do some serious fishing. Now if only I can get it to quit raining down there. Well, I've got to get going down the road so don't sweat to much over there in Houston. Last I was there it was 89, but felt like 92. You never know, Panther may decide I need another trip to Texas...LOL:cool:
 

OntarioVanMan

Retired Expediter
Owner/Operator
I've heard you guys have "unofficial" swaps zones...you know 6-700 miles out from the east coast...where you can play the "closet truck" routine.....
 

layoutshooter

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
Hey Guys!!! Be sure to pay attention to this section when you arrive in a new place!! ChefDennis knew we were sitting here, found us, and said howdy for a bit. Crazy hat an all!!! EO Works!!! :D
 

layoutshooter

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
HEY OVM, ChefDennis dropped by and said HI to me tonight!! I was having a senior moment and he had to remind me about your pickin on his hat!! Now I can see why!!!
 

chefdennis

Veteran Expediter
Hey Joe!! LOL, It was good to meet you and chat for a few minutes....you all are gpin tpo give me a "complex" (not something normally easily done) about my hat !!! Next time i'll make sure i have the belt, belt buckle and boots on too...maybe bring the horse..............:D
 

layoutshooter

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
Clip Clop Clip Clop Bang! Bang! Bang! Clip Clop Clip Clop Clip Clop .................... An Amish drive by shooting!! :rolleyes:
 
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