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  1. louixo

    Absent Minded

    Rich..I´ve done the coffee cup thing too. Also car keys, when they were in my hand, as I went around looking for them, or my glasses that were propped up on my head as I looked high and low.I can´t tell you how mnay times I was thinking of something, and missed my turn, and had to backtrack...
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    Blonde ice fishing

    A blonde decided to go ice fishing. She walked out on the ice and started chopping a hole. Suddenly a voice from above intoned "there's no fish under that ice!" Momentarily startled, the blonde thought she was hearing things, so continued chopping her hole. Again the voice came "there's no fish...
  3. louixo

    You gotta see this!

    Sorry all...try this http://www.bestwebatlanta.com/humor/humor_dui_stop_of_champion_dancer.shtml
  4. louixo

    You gotta see this!

    This is a video of a DUI stop of a cowboy that looks like he was just out having fun. It´s a belly grabber. One of the funniest videos I´ve seen in awhile. Click here: Humor: Video of Best DUI Stop -- Very Funny
  5. louixo

    Recognizing a stroke

    A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed an getting to the patient within 3 hours which is tough It only takes a minute to read this and it may save a life...
  6. louixo

    Mensa Invitational

    The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing of one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's {2005} winners: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which...
  7. louixo

    A really neat illusion

    do this...it only takes a minute...literally...it´s a really neat illusion....just do what it says, and click on start.. then wait 60 seconds... http://www.rubytooth.com/media/15762/
  8. louixo

    Sexual predators

    Thanks...I passed it along to my family and friends. Everyone should.
  9. louixo

    No Post--4 months

    I learned to drive at NAVL way back when in their driving school. And a ##### good one too. Bought my first truck thru them too, it was a 1980 spring loaded butt thumpin' GMC. Boy was I green! I moved right into their blanket wrap division, and then switched over to Mayflower a few months later...
  10. louixo

    Where are some of the old Posters

    I think Race and Tom and a couple of the other old timers had a forum beef of some kind, and elected to go elsewhere. I never could understand that kind of finality over a beef. I enjoyed reading their posts. Correct me if I´m wrong on that.
  11. louixo

    You don´t always see what you think you do

    Click here: http://www.patmedia.net/marklevinson/cool/cool_illusion.html
  12. louixo

    You don´t always see what you think you do

    Go to the site. Take a look.
  13. louixo

    The cost of Credit

    Long ago I dumped my cards and went cash. It´s the most cost efficient. You get what you pay for. No inflated pump prices and then false rebates, or merchnadise gifts for usage. I go to an ATM machine and draw the max on my card. If I need more cash I use two cards, which these days is usually...
  14. louixo

    Nick The Dragon Slayer

    Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous hooters, but he knew the penalty for this would be death. One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician; the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that...
  15. louixo

    The Mind Reader

    Ace...wrong!
  16. louixo

    The Mind Reader

    Go here: http://www.mysticalball.com/
  17. louixo

    The Mind Reader

    This one is fabulous. Go to the link inside and give it a try.
  18. louixo

    Bubba and the Yankee

    Bubba applied for an engineering position at a Lake Charles refinery. A Yankee applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the manager. Upon completion of the test, both men only missed one of the questions. The manager went to...
  19. louixo

    Terrorists

    Why are terrorists so willing to blow themselves up? Let's see now: No beer, no bars, no radio, no television, no Playboy or Penthouse, no Teasers, no rugby, no football, no basketball, no baseball, no golf, nodancing, no music. No bikinis on the beach, no nude beaches, no summer mini skirts...
  20. louixo

    coors comm'l

    That was fun to do...got me good!
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