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A Cajun man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" The Cajun says, "Dat is easy." And proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?"...

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the...

I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or...

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Paddy, the famous Irishman, is driving home after downing a few at the local pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid it, and almost too late, realizes that there is yet another tree directly in his path. He swerves again and...

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this. I plan to skip all the legal...

Answers: 1. Bottom 2. 50 3. Right 4. Blue, red, white, yellow, black, &gold 5. 1, 0 6. Right 7. 20 8. Red 9. 87.7 10. Clockwise (north of the equator) 11. Towards bottom right 12. 12 (no number 1) 13. Left 14. Clockwise as you look at it 15. 8 16. Left 17. 5...

This is a test of everyday things that you see all the time. The average person gets only 7. It just shows how little attention we pay to routine things. There are 25 questions. See if you can beat 21. And once again, no getting out of your chair, looking on the net, etc. etc.. Just answer and...

That you are receiving recordings for four weeks should give you the first clue.

This is a rewrite of a song made famous by Julie Andrews. I love this. Have to learn the lyrics, that we´ll all be singing one day. Sing to the tune of "My Favorite Things" Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting, Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings, Bundles of magazines tied...

Here is the link. I scored 126. http://www.computerpranks.com/download/online-fun/helltest.swf

This is another "no cheating". Post your score inside.

Good vision is something that should never be taken for granted. You should have a checkup frequently. Here is a test that can screen your depth perception in less than half a minute. Give it a try. http://home.mn.rr.com/t1camp1/Focus.swf

A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance. "Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher "When the pin is...

The Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are last year's {2005} winners: 1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it...

You´ve never seen the piano played like this before. http://www.break.com/index/pianoballs.html

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FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE- SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF- IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS. Now count aloud the F's in that sentence. Count them ONLY ONCE; do not go back and count them again. * One of average intelligence finds three of them. * If you spotted four...

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REMEMBER A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV, the old...