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And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. And Satan created hamburger restaurants. And hamburger restaurants brought forth the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan...

First you should go to page 2 or 3 and read the thread about email scams that was posted here on EO. In it, I posted an example of a Nigerian 419 scam. I later found out the name, and also found out the scam has been around for years. I was doing a search on scamming the scammers and I came...

There was a thread on here about email scams, and I posted one that i received. There are many scams around and this technique may work on most of them even though it´s geared to the Nigerian scam. This is a how to. Go to.....http://www.419eater.com/

(1)The three little words are: "Hold On, Please..." Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt. Then when you eventually hear the...

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Draw a pig and see how screwed up you really are. Inside.

I should tell them to send me half a million first to get the ball rolling so I could open an account. Think they´d go for it?

When I go to a mall or any other place, I don´t care how far I have to walk to enter. I´m glad I have the mobility. If some lowlife that doesn´t need to, scams a way into a handicapped spot, they are already handicapped by a bad attitude and/or laziness, and I hope the police ticket them and...

I´m going to post one I received today, in case you´ve never seen it...if you go to snopes.com, you´ll see that this one has been around for awhile, and is highlighted on their site...there are several variations on this theme: Compliments of the day to you and other members of your family...

About the time our original 13 states adopted their new constitution, Alexander Tyler, a Scottish history professor at the University of Edinburgh, had this to say about the fall of the Athenian Republic some 2,000 years prior: "A democracy is always temporary in nature; it...

I liked it Cheri. Very original. You may have a hit on our hands!

If you want to read up on some of the more common scams go to http://www.snopes.com/ and click on the crimes category. One I received today was asking me to forward my mobile phone number, and address. They specified "mobile phone" for some reason. It was from the UK. I guess they can scam cell...

1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10-pound possum. Ah yes, the old "Diospyros Kaki Linn". See now there a few additional details I would have to have, such as: Variety would be very important, are we talking Eureka, Hachiya, Honan Red, Saijo...

Two that I´ve been getting several of lately are scams mostly saying they are from some country in Africa, and due to one political upheaval or another, or some far fetched personal tragedy scenario, the sender is trying to get millions of dollars out of the country and needs someone to help...

Little has changed... ****************************************** Do you know what happened this week back in 1850? CALIFORNIA became a state. The State had no electricity. The State had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gun fights in the streets...

An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Italian anisette sprinkle cookies wafting up the stairs. Gathering his remaining strength, he lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he...

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The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. For thefinal test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your...