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Broom...It´s all part of the choices you make. If you want the money, you stay out and run the miles. Also, it´s enjoying your work. If your marriage is a good one, then you are ahead of the game. It´s not easy for the ones waiting at home either. I wouldn´t dwell on it too much if I were you...

I´d like to hear how the new HOS rules are affecting the dispacth side of things. Have you folks had to make any changes? And, if so, what are they. How are load assignments affected? Singles and teams? You are the front line with the shippers. It´s been a couple of weeks, so please post your...

A few days ago I was having some work done at the local Ford Dealership. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have...

This is an untouched photo of a room in a house...Can you see anything, or hear anything supernatural? 1 person in 50 can see it and hear it. Look closely. Make sure your speakers are on. Give it about a minute, look near the window mist. http://www.ripperd.com/ftp/admins/whatswrong.swf

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was going to receive the usual three wishes. The Genie said, "Nope... due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in...

You know you live on the Gulf Coast when . . . *You have FEMA's number on your speed dialer. *You have more than 300 C and D batteries in your kitchen drawer. *Your pantry contains more than 20 cans of Spaghetti Os. *You are thinking of repainting your house to match the plywood covering your...

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point...

http://www.airquee.co.uk/pub/ This one i just couldn´t believe, so I´m passing it on. http://triggur.org/robodump/

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A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an OIL shortage here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the OIL. ~~~ We just didn't know we were getting low. ~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical. ~~~ Our OIL is located...

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A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. > "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a...

Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. If you complement a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master. b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts...

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway...

Subject: FW: Gas Prices Proof that gasoline prices are out of control: I pulled into a full service gas station yesterday and asked for five dollars worth of gas. The guy f*rted, took my five and walked away...

Gas prices are out of control.

Watching the news on TV for the last couple of weeks, again pointed up the p*ss poor biased media coverage, as they strive more to be an "entertainment" outlet and stay politcally correct, than they care about getting to the truth. I learned that: 1. The hurricane only hit black family's...

I´ve been reading about the new HOS rules, and kind of lurking, as the comments and articles pile up. It´s only a few days now, until the rules go into effect, so I thought I´d throw my two cents in. I don´t think there will be much change in anything, except maybe a long awaited rate hike on...

True Doctor Stories A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's --Dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the wrong...

Here's a story from someone who witnessed a recent interaction between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester in a Metro station in Washington DC There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets on the evils of America. I politely declined to take one. An elderly woman was...