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What percentage of night driving do you do? Please specify single or team. I´m now taking some extended time off, and don´t know when or if I´ll come back to the road. Time to look at other options. During my long trucking career, I drove TT , and after those years, also expeditied in a D...

A guy goes to the US Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?" "Yes," he says. "I was in the army for three years." The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment," and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy...

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Let's say I break into your house: A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV. Her point: Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country...

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to...

Ephraim joined the army, and was shipped overseas. His redneck mom wrote him this letter. Dear Eph, I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your...

A Japanese company (Toyota ) and an American company (General Motors) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River . Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race. On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans, very discouraged and...

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Thou shalt not utter four letter words when mentioning Canada, New york city, or thy dispatcher, and thou shalt not mutter obcenities under thy breath when asked to abide thy time in the outside corridor interminably, when remitting thy documents to thy appointed customs broker, and or border...

Thou shalt not falsify thy log book,nor fudge thy bill of lading, and above all thou shalt not get caught!

The Style Invitational is another annual contest that asks people to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter,and only one, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners: 1. Bozone (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that...

This is an annual contest where people are asked to supply alternate definitions to commmon words. This years winners ARE: 1. Coffee (n.) the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.) appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (v.) to give up all hope of ever...

The Reverend John Fluff was the pastor in a small town in Ireland. One day he was walking down the high street when he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer. The Reverend wasn't happy! He walked through the open door of the pub and sat down next to the...

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing. ***************************************** A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into...

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan What is the difference between a Harley rider and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts...

A guy from West Virginia passed away and left his entire estate to his Beloved widow, but she can't touch it till she's 14. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How do you know when you're staying in a West Virginia hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I got a leak in my sink," and the Clerk replies...

The doctor said, "Bill, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates a terrible headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove...

Two Irish guys walk out of a bar.........

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