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1) HEIDI - (noun) - Greeting 2) HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. Usage: "Heidi, hire yew?" 3) BARD - (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow". Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck." 4) JAWJUH - (noun) - the state north of Florida. Capitol is...

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Eddie Haskell, The Beave, and Wally

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted...

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his...

Bob's Story... It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's...

She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walks in. She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me -- this very moment." He embraces her and then gives it his all on the kitchen table. Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove. More than a little...

Jeff...you mean you don´t watch As the Wheels Turn? In this weeks episode Coco meets with young dispatcher Bruce, who she is secretly in love with, and finds he has pierced his navel, and the monogrammed gold ring he wears there, has Cheri´s name on it!!..what can that...

I don´t know why my doctor never told me about this. Did your doctor tell you? I guess we´ll have to start taking lunch at hooters more often. Do they have truck parking? AN EYEFULL A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY Staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and makes them live longer, a...

Muse....I think the only difference is in the weight. Class 7 and 8 are both considered heavy trucks: Heavy Duty Trucks - Examples: Refuse, Tow, City Bus, Furniture, Conventional, COE, Fuel, Fire Engine, Refrigerated, Dump, Cement. Where the Gross Vehicle Weight is: Class 7 (Gvw 26001 -...

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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this? The...

How many EO forum members does it take to change a lightbulb? * 1 to change the light bulb then post about it * 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could've been changed differently * 1 to move it to the Lighting folder * 2 to argue and...

Some of you may remember a post that I did here a few yaears ago when this topic first surfaced. For those of you who don´t, I´ll repeat. There is a lot of hoopla about Mexican trucks coming here, and it could all be political. When then mexican president Fox, needed some political capital to...

Don´t rush to get your shirt in a knot about the invasion of mexican trucks yet. The politicians still want to say a few words, that could take a few months, or years as we all know.The Bush administration wants to send inspectors to qualifymexican carriers to mexico BEFORE they are allowed in...

Recently an elderly Italian man, who lived on the outskirts of Monte Cassino, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: "Father ... during World War II, a beautiful young woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her...

(S)he will say anything you type. When you move the mouse around, her eyes follow the pointer. When you type something in the left space and then click on "Say it," (s)he will say it! You can also change persons doing the talking and the language they speak...

I had a cell phone, but it wasn´t national coverage,and I would lose the signal in alot of places, and it was still top of the line way back when. Also had a beeper. Had the beeper, before there were cell phones. No qualcom, instead it was constant look for a phone. The big change I think in...

1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. 4. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does. 5. Pay off your credit cards every month. 6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to...

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had Important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven hesaid, Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!"...