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your wife ..girlfriend..or your dog? A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife or girlfriend in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you!

Whoops, forgot the link. Urban Legends Reference Pages: Cancer Update from Johns Hopkins Hospital

I`m sorry to say that the foregoing update is false. Here is the snopes link. I was not the only one that was taken in by it. Sorry I posted it.

6 TRUTHS OF LIFE 1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. (scroll down) 2. All idiots, after reading the first 'truth', will try it. (Scroll) 3. The first truth is a lie. (scroll) 4...

From granddaughter of Mayo Clinic founder: I THINK EVERYONE WILL FIND THIS VERY INFORMATIVE. I ONLY WISH IT WAS AS EASY TO FOLLOW AS IT IS TO UNDERSTAND. AFTER YEARS OF TELLING PEOPLE CHEMOTHERAPY IS THE ONLY WAY TO TRY ('TRY', BEING THE KEY WORD) TO ELIMINATE CANCER, JOHNS HOPKINS IS...

I bought a new Dodge Ram Quad cab 1500 yesterday and returned to the dealer today because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he...

At 85 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new, but aged, husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night...

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a...

The Commanding Officer of a Regiment in the U. S. Marine Corps was about to start the morning briefing to his Staff and Battalion and Company Commanders. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, he decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had...

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir...

This one is something to see both the New York version, and then London. After viewing, look below screen for the "London" verson, part 2. Best prank ever: Stopping time at Grand Central Station - Gadling

MONA LISA'S JEWISH MOTHER: 'After all the money your father and I spent on braces, this you call a smile?' CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS' JEWISH MOTHER: 'I don't care what you've discovered, you didn't call, you didn't write.' MICHELANGELO'S JEWISH MOTHER: 'A ceiling you paint...

This really works! Alzheimer's test The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it! 1. This is this...

I always liked gadgets and helpful hints. Still do. I tried some of these, but not all ..YET..they work. Peel a banana from the bottom and you won't have to pick the little "stringy things" off of it. That's how the primates do it. Take your bananas apart when you get home from...

As I came out of the supermarket that sunny day, pushing my cart of groceries towards my car, I saw an old man with the hood of his car up and a lady sitting inside the car, with the door open. The old man was looking at the engine. I put my groceries away in my car and continued to watch...

Guts and Big Ones - The Medical Distinction We've all heard about people having guts or big ones. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys...

A Bugatti Veyron and a Eurofighter typhoon duel it out. Interesting drag race. Top Gear: Bugatti Veyron vs Eurofighter Typhoon - Snotr

Your absolutely right Phil. TYT souds as good as the next. Everybody`s figures are different for the reasons you mentioned and then some. I get tired of reading about those kinds of questions and the whining that goes with it. I think the best index is the figure that goes into your bank...

If you haven`t seen this yet, it`s worth the 10 minutes it takes to watch. StumbleVideo

In election 2008, don’t forget Angry White Man Gary Hubbell February 9, 2008 There is a great amount of interest in this year’s presidential elections, as everybody seems to recognize that our next president has to be a lot better than George Bush. The Democrats are riding high with two...