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    Invention for a dog

    The most amazing invention for a dog - Dumpalink.com
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    Expediting secret 48

    First realize that there are no secrets. I`ve been trucking for many years, and I`ve seen and heard every secret, argument, scheme, strategy, game plan, dodge, contrivance, plot, and wheeze that came down the pike, and everybody subscribes to one or more. What works for one, may not work for...
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    Easter Facts

    Today is Easter Sunday, March 23, 2008. As you may know, Easter is always the first Sunday after the first full moon after the Spring Equinox (which is March 20). This dating of Easter is based on the lunar calendar that Hebrew people used to identify Passover, which is why it moves around on...
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    Happy Easter

    You can send this to your friends. http://home.att.net/~solos_holiday/2008/_011/egg.htm
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    Baby Boomers

    http://www.newsday.com/news/opinion/ny-walt-babyboomers-blurb,0,1036393.blurb
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    Trucks and other accidents

    these are photos of mishaps. Truck Spills - Accidents
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    How? Why? What?

    1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path. 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It . 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete...
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    Signs of ovarian cancer

    SIGNS OF OVARIAN CANCER (Even In The Absence Of Ovaries) I hope you all take the time to read this and pass it on to all you can. Send this to the women in your life that you care about. Years ago, Gilda Radner died of ovarian cancer. Her symptoms were inconclusive, and she...
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    Estate Planning

    Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with whom to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most...
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    Sex On Mars

    The year is 2222 and after accumulating enough frequent flier miles, Mike and Maureen land on Mars. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts ofthings. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptopcomputers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the...
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    Little Johnny

    A teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be...
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    Read this report

    Did not find on Snopes, but did follow the link provided here, which offered other interesting past war numbers. Sobering ! Political Alert Military losses, 1980 through 2006. These are some rather eye-opening facts. Since the start of the war on terror in Iraq and...
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    Cures and comforts

    I like these home remedies, because they usually work. Of course they don`t work for everybody, but if you have the problem it`s worth a try. these cures use everyday products you find around the house. Eliminate ear mites. All it takes is a few drops of Wesson Corn Oil in your cat's ear...
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    Dog for sale

    A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: TALKING DOG FOR SALE He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking labrador retriever...
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    create your own

    Well, it worked ok, but I can`t say it was very much fun. I think I`ll leave that toy in the box.
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    Tell 10 friends

    This is true, check it out at snopes. Urban Legends Reference Pages: Breast Cancer Site and Free Mammograms A favor to ask, it only takes a minute.... Please tell ten friends to tell ten today! The Breast Cancer site is having trouble getting enough people to click on their site daily to...
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    Speeding

    Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at Miramar. One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill. The officers were suddenly surprised...
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    Ken Lee

    You don`t want to laugh, but you can`t help it. YouTube - Ken Lee - Bulgarian Idol (WITH ENGLISH TRANSLATION)
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    The blonde and the redhead

    Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are exiting the redhead`s house, when the redhead sees her boyfriend off in the distance coming towards them with his arms full of flowers.The redhead sighs and says: "Oh crap, my boyfriend is bringing me flowers again, quick let`s, skip out around back and...
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    Tree huggers tale

    A woman from Austin, who was a tree hugger and anti-hunter, purchased several acres of Hill Country land, near Lake Travis, Texas. There was a huge tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to view the natural splendor of her land, so she climbed the tree. As she neared...
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