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  1. louixo

    What are the costs of rebuilds?

    In particular a Cummins 300 or 315. I heard that a Cat is largely prohibitive from a cost to service standpoint in many cases. Also, I`m not a big Cat fan. Any info would be appreciated, along with a phone or email of a Cummins rebuild shop of where it can be done on the east coast. Yhere used...
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    Sex after death

    A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact, "Mary Mary. .."...
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    Oh to be 6 again...

    To Be 6 Again.. A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the...
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    Male vs.Female ATM rules

    MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested...
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    Building a 777

    Watch a Boeing 777 being built. http://www.nmedia.com/777-200LR_Boeing.wmv
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    Investment Advice

    If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Airlines stock, you would have $49.00...
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    Advice I hoe you`ll never need

    Not A Joke!! Even If you dislike attorneys..... You will love them for these tips. Read this and make a copy for your files in case you need to refer to it someday. Maybe we should all take some of his advice! A corporate attorney sent the following out to the employees in his company...
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    Remember lee Iacocca?

    Remember Lee Iacocca, the man who rescued Chrysler Corporation from it's death throes? He's now 82 years old and has a new book, and here are some excerpts. Lee Iacocca Says: "Am I the only guy in this country who's fed up with what's happening? Where the hell is our outrage? We...
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    Need Opinions PLZ!!!!!

    Anybody can make it in expediting, like any other segment of trucking if: You are a good money manager. Make yourself available to work. Are willing to stay out. You can run a T/T in expediting, and should have more loads than a straight, because you can haul most any load. Operating costs...
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    You won`t believe this guy

    Embedded video - Snotr
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    You Could Have Heard A Pin Drop

    YOU COULD HAVE HEARD A PIN DROP When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building' by George Bush. He answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent many of...
  12. louixo

    World Clock..interesting

    the worls clock and some state..interesting. World Clock
  13. louixo

    Need Help...Urgent

    I`m in Miami. I need help. I`m in jail. I am being charged with being the ugliest trucker in the USA(re. nancy Reagan beautification bill Senate docket no. 168851). Can you please come down and present yourself to the jail ASAP and show them that it`s not true. I would appreciate it..anyone...
  14. louixo

    Archeaology

    After having dug to a depth of 10 yards last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago. Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that...
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    Detiioration in the military

    Almost seven years ago I sat, as did millions of other Americans, and watched as our government underwent a peaceful transition of power. At first, I felt a swell of pride and patriotism as I watched George W. Bush take his oath of office. However, all that pride quickly vanished as I...
  16. louixo

    Sheriff Joe does it again

    How the heck could we get this guy to run for President?!?!?!?! SERIOUSLY!! SHERIFF JOE IS AT IT AGAIN! Oh, there's MUCH more to know about Sheriff Joe! Maricopa County was spending approx. $18 million dollars a year on stray animals, like cats and dogs. Sheriff Joe offered to take the...
  17. louixo

    You Be The Carrier

    What would you do if you were the carrier? What changes would you make? How would you run the show, from dispatch to the top. Put you mouth where you money is.
  18. louixo

    Scrabble

    DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION:When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES:! When you rearrange the letters...
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    Wierd Inventions

      Weird Inventions by Lolosad’s pictures
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    Expediting Secret 50

    Aren`t you people paying attention. there are NO secrets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now listen up!!!!!!!!!!!
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