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  1. louixo

    Fire the ********`s

    No matter which side you`re on, this is worth reading. Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them. Have you ever wondered why, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, we have deficits? Have you ever wondered...
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    New for of breast cancer

    checked it out at.............. snopes.com: Paget's Disease New kind of Breast Cancer DO NOT DELETE Please forward to all of the women in your lives . Mothers, daughters, sisters, aunts, friends, etc. In November, a rare kind of breast cancer was found. A lady developed a rash on...
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    Blonde Burial At Sea

    Betty and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their uncle they would bury him at sea when he died. Their uncle had been a seafaring gentleman all his life and it was to be his final wish. Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the two blondes kept their promise. They cast...
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    Expensive?

    Some interesting points and the references to back them up. You think the war in Iraq is costing us too much? Read this: Boy am I confused. I have been hammered with the propaganda that it is the Iraq war and the war on terror that is bankrupting us at $125 Billion A Year...
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    Philosophy of ambiguity

    1. Don't Sweat The Petty Things And Don't Pet The Sweaty Things. 2. One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor..... 3. Atheism Is A Non-prophet Organization. 4. If Man Evolved From Monkeys And Apes, Why Do We Still Have Monkeys And Apes? 5. The Main Reason Santa Is So Jolly Is...
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    Firearms Refresher Course

    'Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not.' ~ Thomas Jefferson (This is why Democrats like Ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton want gun control so badly! ) FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE 1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject. 2...
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    Hyphenated Americans

    This was written by a reporter for a local newspaper in Pennsylvania In the beginning we called ourselves “Americans. Then someone, maybe a “Canadian” (they’re so “by-the-rules”, you know), decided that linguistic exactitude required “Americans” to be called “North-Americans”, what with...
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    thought for the day

    THOUGHT FOR THE DAY OPEC sells oil for $136.00 a barrel. OPEC nations buy U.S. grain at $7.00 a bushel. Solution: Sell grain for $136.00 a bushel. Can't buy it? Tough! Eat your oil! Ought to go well with a nice thick grilled filet of camel…!!
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    Break Down Blonde

    A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike...
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    First NASA photos of water on Mars

    Another first from NASA. http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/image/0504/WaterOnMars2_gcc.jpg
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    Congress at work

    This shows just how the dipwads at the helm are taking us down the slippery slope. Congress needs to be fired en masse, and completely overhauled....I think making it a crime for any lawyer to serve in any government post would be a good start. YouTube - IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT ENERGY SAVER...
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    A case AGAINST global warming

    John Coleman's Comments Before the San Diego Chamber of Commerce Global Warming and the Price of a Gallon of Gas by John Coleman You may want to give credit where credit is due to Al Gore and his global warming campaign the next time you fill your car with gasoline, because there is a...
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    Financial Fumes

    Last Thursday oil prices increased $5.50 per barrel in one day. Last Friday marked the biggest single-day surge in oil price history, rocketing $11 more to $138 on the New York Mercantile Exchange. In just two days, oil costs increased 13 percent. Average Americans are literally driving to the...
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    Computer Problems?

    I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong? He replied, 'It...
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    Darth Vader exposed!

    YouTube - Darth Vader Feels Blue
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    Election Commentary

    By Thomas Sowell Tuesday, April 29, 2008 Many years ago, a great hitter named Paul Waner was nearing the end of his long career. He entered a ballgame with 2,999 hits -- one hit away from the landmark total of 3,000, which so many hitters want to reach, but which relatively...
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    Not Exactly

    Vote for the man if you wish but know what you are voting for. Obama's Not Exactly's: 1.) Selma Got Me Born - NOT EXACTLY, your parents felt safe enough to have you in 1961 - Selma had no effect on your birth, as Selma was in 1965. (Google 'Obama Selma' for his full March 4, 2007 speech...
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    World`s easiest quiz

    WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ (Passing requires 4 correct answers) 1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 2) Which country makes Panama hats? 3) From which animal do we get cat gut? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5) What...
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE! JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and...
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    English as official language

    TAKE A FEW MOMENTS AND READ THIS LETTER. THESE ARE STRONG, POWERFUL AND COURAGEOUS WORDS COMING FROM A RETIRED COLONEL. AND READ WHAT LINCOLN HAD TO SAY AT THE END. WOW! 33 Senators Voted Against English as America's Official Language onJune 6, 2007. On Wed. 6 June 2007 23:35:23 -...
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