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If you`re sleeping in a truckstop, and a lot lizard comes knocking, I would have no qualms about running her off if she woke me up. If I`m sitting in the cab, I`m likely to be more polite, and just say no thanks. I always keep a hammer or tire billy within arms reach of my bunk, and though i`ve...

A German's View on Islam A man, whose family was German aristocracy prior to World War II, owned a number of large industries and estates. When asked how many German people were true Nazis, the answer he gave can guide our attitude toward fanaticism. 'Very few people were true...

Dear Boss, I have enjoyed working here these past several years. You have paid me very well, given me benefits beyond belief. I have 3-4 months off per year and a pension plan that will pay my salary till the day I die and a health plan...

NASA scientists believe that web spinning spiders can be used to test the toxic effects of drugs. Look at the deviation in the webs of spiders when given various substances. YouTube - Spiders On Drugs

THE LORDS PRAYER IN ARAMAIC, THE LANGUAGE THAT JESUS SPOKE...ALSO IN SPANISH ABUNA DI BISHEMAYA Padre nuestro que estás en el cielo, ITQADDASH SHEMAK, santificado sea tu nombre, TETE MALKUTAK venga a nosotros tu reino...

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iBooB will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their...

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it says, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader.' The gas pump, of course, didn't respond. The younger...

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This is something you should be aware of so you don't get blind-sided. This is really going to catch a lot of families off guard. It should make you worry. Proposed changes in taxes after 2008 General election: CAPITAL GAINS TAX MCCAIN 0% on home sales up to $500,000 per home...

Has anybody ever been turned down signing on with a company because of the age of their truck? I know it used to be pretty standard that the truck be 5 yrs. old max, but that was a long time ago. Am i correct in assuming that tractors are still accepted up to 10 yrs. old, and straight trucks up...

Two Rednecks, Duane and Dave, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Duane turns to Dave and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes.' Dave thinks it's a good idea, and the...

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Dear friends, I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives. Some doctor on tele this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to...

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Most of us at one time or another have received scam email from con artists. One of the most famous and still going strong forms of the scam is th Nigerian 419 scam. That`s the one where somebody in Afirca sends you an email offering to share a huge amount of money that was left in some bank...

Some people in West Virginia have trouble with all those 'shalls' and 'shall nots' in the Ten commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, some folks got together and translated the 'King James' into ' Wayne County ' language.... No joke, read on... THE HILLBILLY'S...

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See if you ned another cup of coffee. http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sleep/sheep/reaction_version5.swf

There are less than six months until the election, an election that will decide the next President of the United States . The person elected will be the president of all Americans, not just the Democrats or the Republicans. To show our solidarity as Americans, let's all get together...