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When a woman wears a leather dress, A man's heart beats quicker, And his throat gets dry, He goes weak in the knees, And he begins to think irrationally. Ever wonder why? It’s because she smells like a new truck.

Go to a baked bean dinner before putting on your wet suit.

The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary. My confession: I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit up, bejeweled trees, Christmas trees...

Aristotle, before we go to war of the words mode, you stated "girth equals diabetes" in your first post. Girth does NOT equal diabetes. It is a contributor in some diabetics, but there are many, many overweight folks who DO NOT have diabetes or any other health issue. An overweight person who...

Dear Editor, Times-Dispatch: 'Each year I get to celebrate Independence Day twice. On June 30 I celebrate my independence day, and on July 4 I celebrate America 's. This year is special, because it marks the 40th anniversary of my independence. 'On June 30, 1968, I escaped Communist...

George Bush has been in office for 7 1/2 years. The first six the economy was fine. A little over one year ago: 1) Consumer confidence stood at a 2 1/2 year high; 2) Regular gasoline sold for $2.19 a gallon; 3) the unemployment rate was 4.5%. 4) the DOW...

EXECUTIVE SUMMARY I know that some of you don't like to read long drawn out missives... so here's the executive summary......... Congress Military John McCain 26 Years 22 years Barrack...

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence...

Aristotle, you are misinformed. Weight can be a contributor to sugar imbalance and progress to diabetes, but it is not the only contributor, nor the cause. I have never had a weight problem yet I`m a type 2, and I personally know several other type 2 diabetics that don`t have a weight problem...

Two Red Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Red Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off...

An elderly couple in there eighties, who were both widowed, had been going out with each for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might...

If guns kill people then.... Pencils mis spel words Cars make people drive drunk Spoons made Rsie O`Donnell fat A Gun in the House The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more...

I have already declined taking the insulin as an elective treatment, so that settles the issue for me. I was trying to get info about what the DOT position is on injecting insulin as a treatment. If I wasn`t a trucker, it wouldn`t matter. I did a few searches, and they all turned up as the same...

Cheri..the medicine I was speaking of I can`t remember, but it started with an L, and is supposed to help produce insulin in a Type 2, and is injected. I don`t know what flags the interest of the DOT, as the only info I could find mentioned only insulin. The limited choices comment meant, that...

A president's pension currently is $191,300 per year. Assuming the next president lives to age 80. Sen McCain would receive ZERO pension as he would reach 80 at the end of two terms as president. Sen Obama would be retired for 26 years after two terms and would receive $4,973,800 in pension...

If you don`t know about diabetes, there are two types Type 1 and Type 2. Type 1 needs to be controlled by insulin injections. Type 2 can be controlled with pills and diet. However you can elect, or a doctor can prescribe insulin for a Type 2 diabetic to regulate blood sugar. You can also...

This configuration has been out there for years. I can see where it would be an asset to an expediter, if the carrier would allow it. Fast food places have been using the pup with a tractor for daily food delivery for a very long time. The pups come with different specs, and My question would be...

A guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road." An amnesiac walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do I come here often?" A guy with dyslexia walks into a bra. A young Texan walks into a bar and orders a drink. "Got any...

A horse walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer....the bartender looks at him, sets the beer down in front of him and says.... "why the long face"?

FOOD FOR THOUGHT......... Worthy of your time and attention regardless of your Party Affiliation 545 PEOPLE By Charlie Reese Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems...