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Washington, DC - President Barack Obama and the Democrat controlled Congress is considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act. AWNAA is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans...

10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson.. 6. Elvis is leaving the building.. 5. The Buick is not all the way in...

Tude and Moot may have a career in writing TV sitcom story lines. I particularly liked the "bungee jumping with an e-strap" line. You can`t get more final than that! EH! Here`s a question...if you are Canadian and you say eh at the end of every sentence (pronounced A) , and you were a member...

Not a chance for that factory or that kind of progress, as long as the UAW is in the equation. How many times have you gone into an auto plant with a hot load that they needed right now, and then had to sit there and wait to get unloaded while some slug was napping on his forklift, because he...

That`s funny! I love practical jokes, and that`s a really good one. I know a couple of people I can pull that one on.

Two little boys are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each other, Outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous." The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry...

Let the US automakers go bankrupt. This was written by Mitt Romney, whose father George Romney headed up American motors when I was a boy. It was printed in the Wall Street journal a couple of weeks ago. I totally agree with this analogy. There are bigger, better, more cost efficient auto...

Sorry about that glitch. Once again, beat 10. How Smart Are You?

A few months ago there was a discussion on the forum about diabetes and holding a CDL. A friend of mine sent me this info on the subject, so I am passing it along. Questions About The Diabetes Exemption Program I heard there’s a new law for CDLs. Does this mean I can now drive a truck...

Take this test. The results are a barometer of your love life. There are 11 questions. Beat 10.

This is a fun one.. Southbank - Turkey Shoot

Is Trutle any relation to Turtle? Brothers maybe?..yuk yuk.

Are they recruiting trucking jobs in Afghanistan?

Go to this link, and don`y forget to scrolll down to the bottom of the page for spiritual comfort on a variety of concerns. The Bible on One page

Two lovely young ladies Leo. You should be proud of them, and their accomplishment, and you should also be proud of yourself., because I`m sure it wasn`t easy.

Prof, I looked at The Villages a couple of years ago. Took the tour, have the video. They have everything there. It`s a little too large for my tastes, but obviously alot of people like it, as there are thousands there. I recently read they were giving away golf packages if you buy. I`m not a...

GROANERS 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ? They Take The Psycho Path 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It . 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a...

We get up at 5:00 am, have a quick breakfast and join the early morning Walk and Talk Club. There are about 30 of us. Rain or shine we walk around the streets, all talking at once. After a nimble walk, avoiding irate drivers out to make us road kill, we go back home, shower and change for...

The worlds biggest engine is the Wartsila-Sulzer RTA96-C. It is a turbo charged two-stroke diesel engine and it is the most powerful and efficient low revolution engine in the world today. The Wartsila-Sulser is manufactured by the Aioi Works in Japan and is part of Japans Diesel...

10. Nancy Pelosi is no longer the most powerful Democrat. 9. Living here will now be like living in France, but without the annoying French People. 8. Doing coke and having thugs for friends no longer hurts your resume'. 7. No need to return those tools you borrowed from your neighbor...