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Put me in charge of food stamps. I'd get rid of Food Stamp cards; no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho's, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans, blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away. If you want steak and frozen pizza, then get a job. Put me in charge of...

Here's how to keep all that political 'news' in perspective... 1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. 2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country. 3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and...

better get up and get moving.... There’s new evidence indicating that watching too much television can be hazardous to your health. A new analysis concludes that heavy TV watching is associated with an increased risk for diabetes, heart disease and even premature death. Frank Hu of...

A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The...

History on film. YouTube - Japanese Sign Final Surrender

These are all the programs that the new Republican House has proposed cutting. Read to the end. * Corporation for Public Broadcasting Subsidy. $445 million annual savings. * Save America 's Treasures Program. $25 million annual savings. * International Fund for Ireland . $17...

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WAL-MART INTERVIEW Jennifer a manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of 20 resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would...

Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off...

The U. S. S.. Constitution (Old Ironsides), as a combat vessel, carried 48,600 gallons of fresh water for her crew of 475 officers and men. This was sufficient to last six months of sustained operations at sea. She carried no evaporators (i.e. fresh water distillers). However, let it be...

Looks of Disappointment A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're beautiful.' Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his...

YouTube - ‪Klavan's One-State Solution: Give the Middle East to the Jews‬‏

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The religious right and superstition sometimes get in the way. If somebody does not wish to live anymore, it's their personal decision, and only theirs. Politics, religion, or your personal philosophy should not play a part in a persons right to die.

Here is a very useful site for keeping foodstuffs in your cupboard, pantry, or fridge. When should you pitch that jar of BBQ sauce? StillTasty: Your Ultimate Shelf Life Guide - Save Money, Eat Better, Help The Environment

An Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over a pick-up truck owner for a faulty taillight. When the officer approached the driver, the man behind the wheel handed the officer his driver’s license, insurance card and a concealed weapon carry permit. The officer took all the documents...

Sobering to say regarding Memorial Day and our Vietnam casualties. There are 58,267 names now listed on that polished black wall, including those added in 2010. The names are arranged in the order in which they were taken from us by date and within each date the names are alphabetized. It...

By Dr. Walter Williams Mason University Can President Obama be defeated in 2012? No. He can't. I am going on record as saying that President Barak Obama will win a second term. The media won't tell you this because a good election campaign means hundreds of millions (or in Obama's...

Every Friday At The Pentagon I was not aware of this practice until now. I am pleased that it happens, and am astounded that it does happen, given the political situation that exists in our government today. It really breaks my heart to know that we didn't know this goes on every...