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  1. louixo

    When your holding a hammer....

    A political tune for you... YouTube - ‪When You're Holding a Hammer (Everything Looks Like a Nail)‬‏
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    The 56 signers

    Holy ka ka Batman!...I should have checked with snopes! Thanks for the heads up Shelled One. I will pass on this info to the ones I sent it to on my email list.
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    Tolerance

    I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built at Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant. Thus the Mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance. That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next...
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    The 56 signers

    Have you ever wondered what happened to the 56 men who signed the Declaration of Independence ? Five signers were captured by the British as traitors,and tortured before they died. Twelve had their homes ransacked and burned. Two lost their sons serving in the Revolutionary Army; another...
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    A legacy to remember

    I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with numerous women. I became very close to my mother, as my father showed No interest in me...
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    Ahhh Another Royal Wedding ...

    English Lady...My comment was not directed at you because you posted it, because it is news. It was just an opinion by me concerning the entire royal fascination by the media. I could care less what the royals are doing. Though it's news trivia when mentioned, I think the constant coverage of...
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    A limerick

    There once was a man named Wiener Who had a perverted demeanor. He was forced from the Hill For acting like Bill. Now the Congress is one wiener leaner.
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    Ahhh Another Royal Wedding ...

    News about "The Royals" is a royal pain. Who cares. Let them live their lives in peace.
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    Two tough questions

    Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, Who had 8 kids already, Three who were deaf, Two who were blind, One mentally retarded, And she had syphilis, Would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one...
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    The Wall

    Vietnam Wall First click on a state. When it opens, scroll down to the city and the names will appear. Then click on their names. It should show you a picture of the person, or at least their bio and medals. This really is an amazing web site. Someone spent a lot of time and effort to...
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    Brave Captain Smith

    One fine day, brave Captain Smith and his crew of sailors were sailing the ocean blue. Suddenly, on the horizon, there loomed a ship with a skull and crossbones raised on the mast. The crew was frantic, seeking refuge and asking the captain what to do. Brave Captain Smith looked at the...
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    A male fairy tale

    Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "NO !!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and made it with skinny long-legged big breasted babes and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and...
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    Little Little Richard

    Richard Penneman....who later became Little Richard...in a child hood movie role with Van Johnson> Old school talent. [VIDEO]
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    Can your dog do this?....salsa!!

    He's good, but he can't beat merengue dog: Dancing merengue dog. [VIDEO]
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    Can your dog do this?....salsa!!

    YouTube - ‪Chihuahua dancing Flamenco | Chihuahua dança‬‏
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    A simplified economic lesson

    In a little coastal resort town everybody was feeling the pinch of the economic crisis, and because there was little tourism, everybody was living on credit to keep their small businesses afloat. One day a wealthy tourist arrived in town and presented himself at the only hotel in the center of...
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    At the retirement home

    Mrs. Murphy and Mrs. Cohen had been longtime close friends. But, being old-fashioned, each went to a retirement home of her own respective religion. It was not long before Mrs. Murphy felt lonesome for Mrs. Cohen, so one day she asked to be driven to the Jewish Home to visit her old friend...
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    the colonoscopy

    By Dave Barry Colonoscopy Journal: I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one...
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    Mother of all ethnic jokes...

    I love it, and will definitely send it on. Funny!
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    An observation

    1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2 The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING. 3 The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL. 4 The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL. 5 The sport of choice for middle...
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