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Conspiracy theories are always out there. I, for one don't feel threatened. If you are not doing anything wrong, you have little to fear from the government. They are not out to get you, and if they were I believe they would be dealt with in our society. Restrictions on individual liberties are...

Helga is the proprietor of a bar in Detroit .. She realizes that virtually all of her customers are unemployed alcoholics and, as such, can no longer afford to patronize her bar. To solve this problem, she comes up with a new marketing plan that allows her customers to drink now, but...

DEMOCRAT You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for everyone. REPUBLICAN You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So? SOCIALIST You have two cows. The government takes...

DEMOCRAT You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for everyone. REPUBLICAN You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So? SOCIALIST You have two cows. The government takes...

Dear Employees: As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot...

Dear American Taxpayer I want to thank the hard working American people for paying $242 thousand dollars for my vacation in Spain . My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends, my personal staff and various guests had a wonderful time. Honestly, you just haven't lived until you...

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, think about this! If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one. If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat. If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all...

It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you men notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are over-sensitive, and there's nothing worse...

THE BUFFETT SOLUTION: Everyone knows that Warren Buffett is not just another “talking head.” He is just plain smart, that is how he became amongst the most respected and wealthiest men in the world. On a recent CNBC show, Buffett reportedly said “I could end the deficit in 5 minutes.”...

FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'-4" (used to be 5'-6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus. MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee...

The Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of using the tried and true method of shooting or trapping the predators, the Sierra Club had a "more humane" solution to the issue...

Remember, not only did you contribute to Social Security but your employer did too.. It totaled 15% of your income before taxes. If you averaged only 30K over your working life, that’s close to $220,500. If you calculate the future value of $4,500 per year (yours & your employer’s contribution)...

These are all the programs that the new Republican House have proposed cutting. Read to the end. • Corporation for Public Broadcasting Subsidy. $445 million annual savings. • Save America's Treasures Program. $25 million annual savings. • International Fund for Ireland ...

Today, if Dorothy were to encounter men with no brains, no hearts, and no pair, she wouldn't be in Oz. She'd be in Congress!

An Irish daughter had not been home fo r over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cursed her heavily. 'Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'...

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By Henry Briggs....Mainline Media News I should be laughing at our dysfunctional government, but I’m not. Minnesota is becoming a very funny example of what a dysfunctional government can look like. They shut down government over money disagreements and are now spending like drunken...

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." 3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.. 4. A...

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