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By Henry Briggs Last week I referred to a joke from the Woody Harrelson character in “Friends with Benefits” (good flick, by the way): “The U.S. is the greatest country in the world... except for Germany, France, Belgium... thank God for Bangladesh!” The line got a great laugh. One reader...

Sad but true stories and statistics from the casualties on the Vietnam Wall. Our society teaches us that nothing important happened before yesterday. "Carved on these walls is the story of America , of a continuing quest to preserve both democracy and decency, and to protect a national...

‪Ennio Marchetto Theatre Clips‬‏ - YouTube

A British bartender speaking Japanese to German Shepherds with Dutch subtitling being viewed in America! ‪That's Life BBC 1986 soda water dogs (Zomergasten 2010)‬‏ - YouTube

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle. In terror, she...

I Am the Democratic, Republican Liberal-Progressive's Worst Nightmare. I am a White, Conservative, Tax-Paying, American Veteran, Gun Owner & Biker. I am a Master leatherworker. I work hard and long hours with my hands to earn a living. I believe in God and the freedom of religion, but I...

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in Our Country lately: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida . .. .. . Not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems – it's a win-win situation. * Dig a moat the length of the Mexican...

In a related story, a guy in a New York bar loudly exclaims to all, "Nothing good comes out of Texas except football players and hookers"!! A big visiting cowboy stands up and walks over to the guy, gets right in his face and says "My wife comes from Texas,boy! The guy stammers and says to the...

1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why is the third hand On the watch Called the second hand? 3. If a word is misspelled In the dictionary, How would we ever know? 4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, Where did he find the words? 5. Why do we say something is out...

On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck: · 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman · 2 French men and 1 French woman · 2 German men and 1 German woman ·...

A young lady confidently walked around the room while leading and explaining stress management to an audience; with a raised glass of water, and everyone knew she was going to ask the ultimate question, 'half empty or half full?'..... she fooled them all... "How heavy is this glass of water?"...

No surprises here................... From a book, Unlimited Access, about the Secret Service where they reveal an awful lot about the presidents and Vice Presidents...very interesting..recap thus far: JFK and LBJ = Philanderers of the highest order.both kept a lot of women in White House...

Wife’s Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner.. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I...

‪Ultimate Dog Teaser‬‏ - YouTube

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, “It’s nearly frozen to death. Can we take it...

Kid free zones are a good thing. There are other places for parents to congregate with their young children. There comes a time in life when you want to be away from small children. Even your own grandchildren. What's the saying " I love to see my grandchildren come over, and I love to see them...

Did you know the saying "God willing and the Creek don't rise" was in reference to the Creek Indians and not a body of water? It was written by Benjamin Hawkins in the late 18th century. He was a politician and Indian diplomat. While in the south, Hawkins was requested by the President of the...

The 'Middle Wife' by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few...

Very funny...I sent it on.

I love word smithy things.