The Trump Card...

Pilgrim · Jun 7, 2019

Trump tariff threats to Mexico seem to be having the desired effect. I believe Ronald Reagan said, "if you cant get them to see the light, make them feel the heat".

Report says Mexico pledged to send 6,000 troops to southern border

Mexico has pledged to deploy up to 6,000 National Guard troops in an attempt to reach a deal to avoid a new tariff, The Washington Post reported.

mexiconewsdaily.com

Turtle · Jun 7, 2019

Funniest thing about it is, with any other presidential, Mexico would test things a little bit, because the president would be bluffing. People on both sides of the aisle are saying don't do it. It's got to be a bluff. But Mexico didn't think for a hot second that Trump was bluffing.

Turtle · Jun 8, 2019

Trump tweeted that NASA should "focus on Mars, of which the Moon is part of."

Meaning, the Moon is going to be part of the Mars missions.

WaPo thinks Trump meant it literally, that the Moon is actually part of the Martian planet. Sooo, they fact checked him.

Oh my God.

Ragman · Jun 10, 2019

Pelosi says she wants to see Trump in prison,I wonder with his busy schedule if he will be able to find time to visit her?

Hey, I thought it was funny! I do have a sense of humor.

Turtle · Jun 26, 2019

OK, so Trump is going out of town again, to Japan and the G20 Summit.
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What's going to happen Friday afternoon? The DOJ Inspector General's report gets released? Stephanie Grisham hurts Jim Acosta's feelings? Iran attacks another something or another?

muttly · Jun 30, 2019

Turtle said:
OK, so Trump is going out of town again, to Japan and the G20 Summit.
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What's going to happen Friday afternoon? The DOJ Inspector General's report gets released? Stephanie Grisham hurts Jim Acosta's feelings? Iran attacks another something or another?

Hannity has been saying for 4 months that the DOJ Inspector General report will be released imminently. Any day now... Any day. Any day now...

Turtle · Jul 1, 2019

Hannity also can't get through a show without saying "Acid Wash BleachBit."

Although the other day he kept tripping on the words and it kept coming out as "BleetBitch."

Turtle · Jul 4, 2019

Trump tweeted a big thanks to Phantom Fireworks and that other guy in Youngstown for donating a bunch of fireworks for the big DC 4th of July celebration.

Within a few minutes of the Tweet, someone called in a bomb threat to... the fireworks company. Yes, someone called in a bomb threat to.... a bomb factory.

That's pretty funny. But wait, there's more!

The police doesn't have one, so they called the local hospital and asked to use the hospital's bomb sniffing dog.

You read that right. The hospital... has a bomb sniffing dog.

Okay, so THAT'S funny.

But, here ya go...

The bomb sniffing dog came up empty. Couldn't find any bombs... at the bomb factory.

I don't even know how to process that.

Ragman · Jul 5, 2019

Cone on now all you Trump supporters....... even you have to laugh at the absurdity of these comments.

President Trump Said Revolutionary War Troops 'Took Over the Airports' in Fourth of July Speech

President Trump said that the Continental Army "took over the airports" from the British during the American Revolutionary War during his Fourth of July "Salute to America" speech.

time.com

Moot · Jul 5, 2019

Ragman said:
Cone on now all you Trump supporters....... even you have to laugh at the absurdity of these comments.

President Trump Said Revolutionary War Troops 'Took Over the Airports' in Fourth of July Speech

President Trump said that the Continental Army "took over the airports" from the British during the American Revolutionary War during his Fourth of July "Salute to America" speech.

time.com

I laughed but it would only be considered absurd if he truly believed it. He miss-read his speech. Similar to Obama and his campaigning in 57 states. Funny because it was a gaffe, only absurd if he truly believed it.

Here is an example of absurdity: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

Ragman · Jul 5, 2019

Moot said:
I laughed but it would only be considered absurd if he truly believed it. He miss-read his speech. Similar to Obama and his campaigning in 57 states. Funny because it was a gaffe, only absurd if he truly believed it.

Here is an example of absurdity: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

He couldnt have mis-read the speech. He claims the teleprompter went out - or in his words....kaput.

My guess its just an attempt to adlib that failed, but ya have to laugh.

Turtle · Jul 5, 2019

I laughed when he said it. Figured he read "all ports" as" airports."

Moot · Jul 13, 2019

Ragman said:
Cone on now all you Trump supporters....... even you have to laugh at the absurdity of these comments.

You want absurd? Uncle Joe has your absurdity right here. Joe Biden on Russian meddling in the 2016 election: “Look at what’s happening in Hungary … look at what’s happening! You think that would happen on my watch, on Barack’s watch? You can’t answer that, but I promise you it wouldn’t have. And it didn’t,”

Ragman · Jul 13, 2019

Moot said:
You want absurd? Uncle Joe has your absurdity right here. Joe Biden on Russian meddling in the 2016 election: “Look at what’s happening in Hungary … look at what’s happening! You think that would happen on my watch, on Barack’s watch? You can’t answer that, but I promise you it wouldn’t have. And it didn’t,”

Agreed, thats pretty absurd also. Thats why you dont see me supporting Biden like he's the second coming.

Turtle · Jul 14, 2019

At least Biden a taking credit for the economy.

I almost feel sorry for whenever succeeds Trump. They're gonna be boring. If it wasn't for Trump, almost none of the current Dem candidates would be boring, but all of them are.

muttly · Jul 15, 2019

The Dem candidates are BORING. The debates have been insufferable to watch. I don't see any of them gathering a large enough support of voters to beat Trump. I could be wrong, but the only remedy for the Dems to garner excitement on their side is to have Michelle O, Oprah or The Rock to enter the race.

davekc · Jul 24, 2019

Another day another Mueller report and another Trump win. Even won his asylum case. Democrats have again filled all the bars.lol

Turtle · Jul 24, 2019

A different judge, an Obama appointee in San Fran, issued a neener neener ruling in opposition to the DC judge. So the asylum rules are on hold.

In any case, the Democrats are getting pretty sick and tired of all the Trump winning.

Remember way back, a long time ago, when Trump said the elected government of Puerto Rico was corrupt, and the Dems (and the Press, same thing), were all aghast and called him racist? That was funny.