jaminjim
Veteran Expediter
Then it must not have been funny enough! Had it actually been a "knee slapper" you would have blown a piece of half chewed french toast thru your left nostril.
Re: Carrier Warts
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Then it must not have been funny enough! Had it actually been a "knee slapper" you would have blown a piece of half chewed french toast thru your left nostril.
Then it must not have been funny enough! Had it actually been a "knee slapper" you would have blown a piece of half chewed french toast thru your left nostril.
You too? How come it is always the left nostril...what we need is a government study!!
Don't say that too loud, OVM, King Putz is already spending enough money on stupid stuff!!
The contracts we sign really puts us in no postion to apply any compoundw or whatever wart remover's out there.I heard a Fedx van driver [Roberts] had a case about the old refuse 2 loads and your outta service,even if it were true they can dispatch to any truck they want and still be in step with our contracts,the company policys can change but the contract doesn't at least not in the contractors favor.If it's gonna cost the company money or time there not gonna change,the part that gets me is if they would look at the change in terms of annual profits rather then quarterly profits they may see the forest thur the trees.I understand the big carriers have shareholders and the little carriers have little capital or people to make sure all the bills,taxes,maintance,logs,and drivers are in order.This is what happens when i haven't had my coffee,i feel like i just wrote a book.
Well don't drink that "J" coffee, did you see how grumpy it made OVM today? LOL!!
It was more of a mood, then a grump....
Yeah, your always in a grump, the mood is new.
It's a "sprinter" thing.
Which way I don't have an inquiring mind.
I would but Pilots down the road 10 miles from where I am camped....
Yeah, and 10 miles is a very long way for an expediter to drive.
guido4475
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Then it must not have been funny enough! Had it actually been a "knee slapper" you would have blown a piece of half chewed french toast thru your left nostril.
I failed to mention that I produced a fart with enough force to clear a wall at the same time.
guido4475
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You wimp!
Be a man and get out there and cowboy up....you are tough!
Actually, I took a nap and helped the girlfreind make chocolate chip cookies so far...my motivation is slowly deteriorating...But I am gaining it back, with a little help from Captain Morgan....
Yeah, and 10 miles is a very long way for an expediter to drive.
Hey..I am not moving unless I get paid to move...*LOL*
sound familiar??? hahaha
guido4475
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Well, I wasnt excactly watching my freinds on the toilet pooping. It was where I worked, when we used to modify new/used vans to meet the needs of the handicapped, my boss ran out of toilet paper and yelled for some, and I put a roll on the end of a broom handle and gave it to him from 6 feet away as he opened the door and the smell escaped and **** near about killed me at my young age.He said coffee does that to a person so that is why I dont do coffee.
guido4475
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I thought you Sprinter guys went to Panera bread and hung out..