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DougTravels

DougTravels

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Heres a riddle, if no one gets it I will answer in a little while-we all know that Geese fly in a V formation-Why is it one side of the V is longer than the other side?


Anyone????-answer at 9pm
 
guido4475

guido4475

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My girlfreind says that is because one has to drop off and replace the lead one when he gets tired.....She said this, not me!!!
 
letzrockexpress

letzrockexpress

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DougTravels said:
Heres a riddle, if no one gets it I will answer in a little while-we all know that Geese fly in a V formation-Why is it one side of the V is longer than the other side?


Anyone????-answer at 9pm
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um...because if they didn't they would quack up! ..er,uh no wait.... that's a different joke.

I think it may just be an optical illusion.
 
DougTravels

DougTravels

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Heres a riddle, if no one gets it I will answer in a little while-we all know that Geese fly in a V formation-Why is it one side of the V is longer than the other side?


The reason 1 side of the V is longer is--------------------

Drumroll please rat a tap tap tap-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------There are more Geese on that side
 
guido4475

guido4475

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Here are my answers:

smooth as silk is awesome!

Freight rates being low-yes, because the regular ltl guys are bidding the heck out of them with unbelieveable low rates, so now we are expected to haul it at that rate.Remember the movie fist?

Ford definately rules the pickup market.

news women: meridith from the good morning show. Older women are so sexy and hott!!

Of course,I've always had a thing for Weezie from the Jeffersons.And aunt bea had it going on, also.....

gotta go, you all have a great night!! at the house and going to the movies.
 
letzrockexpress

letzrockexpress

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guido4475 said:
Here are my answers:

smooth as silk is awesome!

Freight rates being low-yes, because the regular ltl guys are bidding the heck out of them with unbelieveable low rates, so now we are expected to haul it at that rate.Remember the movie fist?

Ford definately rules the pickup market.

news women: meridith from the good morning show. Older women are so sexy and hott!!

Of course,I've always had a thing for Weezie from the Jeffersons.And aunt bea had it going on, also.....

gotta go, you all have a great night!! at the house and going to the movies.
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ditto on weezie...full retro.
 
P51bombay

P51bombay

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inkasnana said:
Twinkies are disgusting. Hostess cupcakes are better. Hostess fruit pies, specifically Lemon, are best.
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Canadian Twinkies - twy it, you'll wike it Canada also has Hostess cupcakes not available here, vanilla frosting on white creme filled cake...........and they are WAY better than the yellow ones we get here. Wally world is always out of them. :( Safeway chocolate pies are better than any Hostess fruit pie - Hostess made chocolate ones in the 70's and they also made white cake SuzieQ's with banana flavoured filling (which was the original flavour of Twinkies) back then too - why did they stop making them?


DougTravels said:
I partially agree Cheri-Coke Zero is the best tasting diet cola but still not as good as regular coke.
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Read that back to yourself................Cheri coke zero? Have you stumbled upon something coke missed? BTW - I got a Canuck Coke today - label says..................yep, sugar. Who has some American stuff handy, I only got diet.


guido4475 said:
My girlfreind says that is because one has to drop off and replace the lead one when he gets tired.....She said this, not me!!!
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That's true, the lead bird works harder cause it has airtabs so as not to cause wake turbulence for the rest of the flock.


In the Ford vs. Chevy vs Dodge vs Toyota - how did International get left out?
 
Dakota

Dakota

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inkasnana said:
Taking two Excedrin Migraine tablets followed by consuming a can of Coke (regular) will cure a migraine headache.

Sierra Mist tastes best, but Diet Dr. Pepper is good too.

I like Dodge trucks, though I've never driven a Toyota.

Twinkies are disgusting. Hostess cupcakes are better. Hostess fruit pies, specifically Lemon, are best.

The only decent coffee is the coffee I make myself.

Didn't like the Godfather movies and never saw Goodfellas.

The only good licorice is red licorice.

And Doug.. you never learn! :p
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And just how much coffee did you have?
 
cruzer

cruzer

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I thought yesteryear was looking for controvercy?How is a bunch of fat a$$e$ talking about soft drinks and snack cakes controvercial. OH, and by the way if you need a diet drink try water and when you go to McD's it's ok to super size as long as you get a diet drink,right. OK,yesteryear you now have your controvercy,and that wasn't hard at all......YOUR WELCOME!;)
 
P51bombay

P51bombay

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cruzer said:
when you go to McD's it's ok to super size as long as you get a diet drink,right. OK,yesteryear you now have your controvercy,and that wasn't hard at all......YOUR WELCOME!;)
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The flaw in this theory is you also get supersized fries so there goes your diet. LOL
 
Dakota

Dakota

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Just because you order it doesn't mean you have to eat it.
I'm hooked on Mickey D's sweet tea!!!
 
cruzer

cruzer

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It was no theory,it was a smart a$$ remark,any one that thinks they can eat at McDs. and a diet drink will make it ok. GET IT!!:confused:
 
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