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The importance of an occupation after retirement: As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the other remarkable achievements of other "seniors" who have found the courage to take on...

They didn't touch on mothers posting photos of the new baby every 5 minutes.

Where are you? If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. If a Republican is...

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Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster...

VIDEO: World Series Smackdown, Symphony Style : The Two-Way : NPR

My mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread butter on bread on the same cutting board with the same knife and , but we didn't seem to get food poisoning. Our school sandwiches were wrapped in greaseproof paper in a brown paper bag, not in ice pack coolers, but I can't remember getting...

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the s.o.b.'s name. 3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only...

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee...

The "Ball Story." 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.. 2 The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING. 3 The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL. 4 The sport of choice for supervisors...

If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or to take an...

My uncle Frank was a staunch conservative, and voted straight Republican until the day he died in Chicago. . . Since then he has voted Democratic.

The new slingshot from Germany. Graphic. http://www.liveleak.com/ll_embed?f=24113d89dfd8

Four guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Ron's buddies are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do? Two days later the three get to the camping site to...

In 1863 a Democrat shot and killed Abraham Lincoln, President of the United States . In 1881 a left wing radical Democrat shot James Garfield, President of the United States , who later died from the wound. In 1963 a radical left wing socialist shot and killed John F. Kennedy, President of...

A city slicker and a redneck go into a pastry shop. The city slicker whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't notice. Then he says to the redneck: "You see how clever we are? You rednecks can never beat that!" The redneck says to the city slicker...

When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had SEx. "Tarzan not know SEx," he replied. Jane explained to him what SEx was. Tarzan said, "Oh ....Tarzan like knot...

God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then Satan created McDonald's, Ben and Jerry's and Krispy Kreme. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And...

God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then Satan created McDonald's, Ben and Jerry's and Krispy Kreme. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And...

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