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    I wish

    George Burns - I Wish I Was Eighteen Again - YouTube
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    Doggie love.

    You'll never get this with a cat. Possibly The Best Soldier-Dog Reunion Video Ever « Tammy Bruce
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    The law of the laand

    In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is...
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    What happens when you wring out a washcloth in space?

    What happens if you wring out a wet towel while floating in space? The water shouldn't fall towards the floor because while orbiting the Earth, free falling objects will appear to float. But will the water fly out from the towel, or what? The answer may surprise you… Click On...
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    We didn't have this "green thing".

    Checking out at the supermarket, the young cashier suggested to the much older woman, that she should bring her own grocery bags because Plastic bags weren't good for the environment. The woman apologized and explained, "We didn't have this 'green thing' back in my...
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    Confucius did not say...

    CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY: Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts. Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion. Man who runs in...
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    Famous presidential lies

    Famous Presidential Lies LBJ: We were attacked (in the Gulf of Tonkin) Nixon: I am not a crook GHW Bush: Read my lips - No new taxes Clinton: I did not have sex with that woman... Miss Lewinski GW Bush: Iraq has weapons of mass destruction Obama: I will...
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    Humans can't comprehend this

    Try to wrap your mind around this. Our planet, even our galaxy, is like a tiny speck of sand on an immense ocean beach. In 1996 astronomers pointed the Hubble Space Telescope at what appeared to be absolutely nothing and left it there for 10 days; and then, in 2004, they did it again for...
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    The final toast..

    It's the cup of brandy that no one wants to drink. On Tuesday, in Fort Walton Beach, Florida, the surviving Doolittle Raiders gathered publicly for the last time. They once were among the most universally admired and revered men in the United States...
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    This and that

    THE SECRET TO ENJOYING A GOOD WINE: 1. Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. 2. If it doesn't look like it's breathing, give it mouth to mouth at regular 1 minute intervals. and... DID YOU KNOW? The word vegetarian is an old indian word? It means BAD HUNTER.
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    On the moon

    Beans - YouTube
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    How Amazon warehouse works

    How the Amazon Warehouse Works
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    Ralph and Edna

    Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end...
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    USAF flashmob

    The USAF Band Holiday Flash Mob at the National Air and Space Museum 2013 - YouTube
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    Soothing

    This video won Grand Prize at International Wildlife Film Festival in Missoula, Montana. Video by Scott McKinley Productions, produced for Rocky Mountain Elk Foundation for an ad campaign. Licensed music by Kenny G. The majority was shot on location in Yellowstone National Park, Grand Teton...
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    Clydesdales montage

    Over the years....turn on your sound.... Clydesdales
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    First Person To Guess This Wins

    Kiss under the missletoe
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    The power of words

    The Power of Words - YouTube
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    Backing up an advertising claim

    What happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more than 4 hours? I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman I was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees...
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    The first Democrat

    First Thanksgiving. First Democrat.
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