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Happy Birthday Fellow Canuck....not getting older, just getting better with age, Like a fine cheese.....LOL....:D

South Dakota does not celebrate Columbus Day....it is officially called... Native American Day....

Looks like the Asian Carp are going around the barriers by taking another route....once in the Red River system they'll enter the Great Lakes thru Lake Superior instead... Associated Press | Posted: Tuesday, October 11, 2011 BISMARCK, N.D. -- North Dakota wildlife officials say an Asian carp...

While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of...

Just thought I'd pass on some totally useless, yet amusing trivia about critters: A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A ****roach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while...

Now I know what has been happening to me all these years. Check your shampoo bottle label. I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!!!! It's the shampoo I use in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body and (duh!) printed very clearly on the shampoo label...

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. · He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. · Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. · Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the...

Check Santa's Naughty or Nice List I got a A+ rating!! Santas coming!!.....:D 99 days till Christmas..... Knock Knock. Who's there? Donut. Donut who? Donut open 'til Christmas! http://emailsanta.com/jokes_christmas.htm

Have a good one buddy....:D

One night, an 87 year-old woman came home from Bingo and found her 92 year-old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor, assisted living apartment, killing him instantly. Brought before the court on the charge of...

Here is an amazing video of Michigan. Take a look. This is a great short movie of Michigan 60 years ago. Sleeping Bear Dunes, Traverse City, and more! Movie was made in 1949 -- pre-Mackinaw bridge and I-75 days....very interesting. Enjoy...

A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You...

The King is dead, but the burger lives on. Burger King retires mascot "The King" - Yahoo! News

A nice article about driver impairments Here

63-year-old holds off robber with rear naked choke - Cagewriter - UFC Blog - Yahoo! Sports By Maggie Hendricks 63-year-old holds off robber with rear naked chokeA robber messed with the wrong man in Florida on Thursday night. 63-year-old, 5-foot-7 Fred Kemp used a foot sweep and a rear...

Maybe something our grandchildren could look at! Santa's ★ Official ★ Count Down To Christmas Clock

I found this track just outside Dallas...I plan on going to night 85 Speedway, Ennis, TX

A wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her, then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K". She asks, "What does that mean"? He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot". She smiled and said, "Oh, that's sweet, but what about...

oh yeah...maybe an alien life form...:p Orange goo near remote Alaska village ID'd as eggs - Yahoo! News

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand But, changing...