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  1. OntarioVanMan

    Water or Wine?

    I just love this, you've got to read to the end, funny To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. And those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria...
  2. OntarioVanMan

    Starbuggs? Strawberry Frappuccino Colored by Insects

    hey....neat new colour additive at Starbuggs....opp Starbucks... Starbuggs? Strawberry Frappuccino Colored by Insects - Yahoo!
  3. OntarioVanMan

    Chocolate, Chocolate, Chocolate...

    Can it be true.....the good side of chocolate.....LOL Eating Chocolate Regularly May Make You Leaner, Survey Suggests - Bloomberg
  4. OntarioVanMan

    Home or Rural Waste to Energy System

    I found this interesting..... a family could depending on price save a whack of money over the term... http://www.atlasenergytech.com/Pages/HomeandRuralBiofuelSystems.aspx Methane Production Module 1: Atlas is unfolding a home unit designed for use in rural settings or subdivisions for...
  5. OntarioVanMan

    Will I Live to see 80?

    I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned 60.) A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' He asked, 'Do...
  6. OntarioVanMan

    "The Super Bowl"

    A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sat down, he noticed that the seat next to him was empty. He asked the man on the other side of the empty seat whether anyone was sitting there. "No," the man replied, "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said...
  7. OntarioVanMan

    Where were you?

    This Day in News History: Feb.9, 1964, The Beatles performed on the Ed Sullivan Show. I was just a few months past my 13th birthday!! and glued to a BW TV....
  8. OntarioVanMan

    Trust

    There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband... For example... A wife comes home early from a trip, late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the...
  9. OntarioVanMan

    Indiana Trucking Firm Shut Down by FMCSA for Safety Violations

    The Federal Motor Carrier Safety Administration has declared U&D Service Inc. an “imminent hazard to public safety” and ordered the Indianapolis-based trucking company to cease operations. Investigators found that the company was using drivers without valid commercial driver's licenses...
  10. OntarioVanMan

    Financial Planning

    Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune. One evening, at an investment...
  11. OntarioVanMan

    Along came a Camel

    Once upon a time there was a very handsome male camel with two huge camel humps. He fell in love and married a beautiful female camel, Fatima , who had one perfect camel hump. As time progressed, they became the proud parents of a wonderful baby camel who had no humps. They...
  12. OntarioVanMan

    Fix that Outhouse

    Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!" Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse." Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it." So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and...
  13. OntarioVanMan

    So that's why....

    The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it. The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation and after a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special...
  14. OntarioVanMan

    We didn't have the green thing back then

    Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. The woman apologized and explained, "We didn't have this green thing back in my earlier days." The clerk responded...
  15. OntarioVanMan

    How to solve the Seniors Retirement problem and the growing Prison Inmate problem wit

    Here's the way it should be: Let's put the seniors in jail and the criminals in nursing homes. This would correct two things in one motion: Seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. They would receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical Treatment...
  16. OntarioVanMan

    Nov 3, 1964..D.C. residents cast first presidential votes

    On this day in 1964, residents of the District of Columbia cast their ballots in a presidential election for the first time. The passage of the 23rd Amendment in 1961 gave citizens of the nation's capital the right to vote for a commander in chief and vice president. They went on to help...
  17. OntarioVanMan

    70th Anniversary of Mt Rushmore

    Some interesting history of the mountain... The History of Mount Rushmore - Photo Gallery - LIFE
  18. OntarioVanMan

    How a Man Cave Can Improve a Home’s Value

    haha..I knew there was an upside.... How a Man Cave Can Improve a Home
  19. OntarioVanMan

    Mind-Blowing Sex Causes Amnesia in 54-Year-Old Woman

    Who would have thunk...:eek: Mind-Blowing Sex Causes Amnesia in 54-Year-Old Woman | ABC News - Yahoo!
  20. OntarioVanMan

    New Wrinkle in Hiring: Older Workers Taking Kids' Temp Jobs

    Gray Power....is spreading... New Wrinkle in Hiring: Older Workers Taking Kids' Temp Jobs - Yahoo! This Halloween, there's an extra supply of gray hair and wrinkles at Party City, a costume and novelty store on Route 4 in Paramus, N.J. They don't belong to costumes but to the store's work...
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