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For all Employees Who Work with Rude Customers - An award should go to the Westjet Airline gate attendant in Kelowna , British Columbia , for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded flight was cancelled...

CNN reports: Beginning in early 2011 Gas stations will start showing PORN movies on the screens of the pumps so that you can watch someone else get screwed the same time that you do.: !!:D

You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night , when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus : 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect partner you have been...

We could all learn so much from this elegant and gracious lady. You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980's. Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, and, in his twisted mind, loved Jodie to the...

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night...

YouTube - Beauty of Mathematics

... has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays, and 5 Sundays. This only happens once every 823 years.

YouTube - Grandma Got Molested At The Airport some adult content..

Woman sent to jail for fireworks stabbing | detnews.com | The Detroit News 90 days for stabbing someone 9 times...:eek: and this guy faces 5 yrs??? Public is reading overkill in e-mail case | detnews.com | The Detroit News

December 17, 2010 The protect Private Property Rights in Michigan movement has been requested to release the following statement on behalf of thousands of Michigan bar owners across the State: December 31, 2010 will be a statewide protest against the Ron Davis law. To show solidarity...

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him...

Funny as heck..turn on sound...only in Arkansas...*LOL* Jay Leno, Terry Bradshaw and a woman that done CPR on a chicken. - Hunting Videos - Let's Talk Texas Outdoors

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The Associated Press rapidcityjournal.com | Posted: Wednesday, November 17, 2010 9:15 am DICKINSON, N.D. -- State officials say an oil formation in southwestern North Dakota believed to be similar to the Bakken shale formation is drawing interest. Department of Mineral Resources geologist...

Did you remember to set your clocks back Saturday night when Daylight Savings Time ended? I hate Daylight Savings Time. What started as a joke on the lazy French by Benjamin Franklin clear back in 1784 was turned into a joke on the American people by the US Congress following the Arab Oil...

With all the depressing economic news we heard this week, I’d like to leave you with a way to start each day with a positive outlook: 1. Open a new file in your computer. 2. Name it 'Barack Obama'. 3. Send it to the Recycle Bin. 4. Empty the Recycle Bin. 5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you...

million-dollar-businesses-youve-never-heard-of: Personal Finance News from Yahoo! Finance

this story about a couple of savvy Norwegians. Swen and Ole saw an ad in the Dickinson Press and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."...

And what was used before then for marriage ceremony? Queen Victoria chose white not because it symbolized purity, but because she wanted to show her people that she would run the country in an economical way. White was a much less expensive color to make than the colors typically popular for...

Hunter shoots grizzly bear after it bit his arm The Associated Press rapidcityjournal.com | Posted: Friday, October 8, 2010 8:00 pm CHEYENNE, Wyo. -- The Wyoming Game and Fish Department says an elk hunter shot and killed a grizzly bear after the animal bit his arm. The bear attack...