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A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them. "Hey, show us yer boobs, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks. Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think...

Why Teachers DRINK The following questions were set in last year's schools examination. These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds). Q. Name the four seasons A.. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Q. How is dew formed A.. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them...

Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance clubs...

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Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT...

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A Navy Seal walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his new Apple watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "just got this state-of-the-art Apple...

An old drover walks into a barber shop in Black Stump Crossing, NT, for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because His cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and Tells the old drover to put it inside...

Mexican tap water A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection An elevator ride with Ray Rice Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby Michael Jackson's Doctor An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran A Palestinian on a motorcycle Gas station Sushi A Jimmy Carter economic plan...

By Henry Briggs For Main Line Media News I had called about a bill from Quest that was denied. The Blue Cross recording told me the call was being recorded for training and quality purposes. Hey, good idea! I thought. Being caught in the middle between two companies can be difficult, so...

Hello Team Caffee... After a successful working life, and trucking career, I am now semi retired, and have been for a few years. I started trucking back in the late 80's in big rigs doing electronics, then trade shows, and switched over to expediting in the 90's. My wife teamed with me much of...